Please.
If there are wizards in every other part of the world, I'm sure there are some in Kansas.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, blimey. Is it time for that talk?
*sits down and pats cushion*

Ok, so, you how sometimes a Daddy and Mummy love each other very, very much? well, when that happens, then Daddy puts his pee-pee into Mummy's tummy and then THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS WIZARDS THEY ARE IMAGINARY
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I'LL FUCKING BET AT LEAST 30% OF THE MEMBERS OF B3TA THINK THEY ARE WIZARDS.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

30% of group of people who are 100% retarded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

and 500% wizard!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Don't listen to the nasty man Kristine
And you, Badger, don't you fucking dare start on Leprechauns, or I'll bum you into oblivion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

woah, I'm not touching leprechauns
psychotic Irish midgets will fuck you up soon as look at you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

AND SO WILL LEPRECHAUNS
Shut up, I'm knackered and very nervous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

At least Des Walker isn't still playing for you
Is he?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

No, sadly age finally caught up with the Greatest English Central Defender Of His Generation
That and his habit of scoring own goals in ridiculously crucial games
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Oddly, this was on google already...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

*punches the sky*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

You are Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club
AICMFP
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)