I'm not gay

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:24, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

LIES!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

It's OK mate, you can call upon another B3tan for proof of your not-gayness now
You don't need to ensure all the anti-bumder bile is directed my way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

dude, clue me in
I've missed something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I thought Crow was dating a B3tan
I may be completely wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That he is*



*psst, it's Kroney
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

The -ahem- 'revised' version of "Space Truckin'" has become 'our song.'

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

you are a delight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

The public loos at Victoria Station claim otherwise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

But you like other guys teasing you, eh?
especially on the internet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Yes, Aber, I love it
I really do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

+ up the 'Paul Gadd'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

That's why you write things like this
to make sure they have a reason to tease you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

The contents of Kroney's freezer suggest you may not be being entirely honest here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

What are you, a fucking forensic scientist?
You can't prove that poo was mine... oh hi Labs, didn't see you standing there with that DNA test result in your hand and a massive grin on your face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

We can tell it's yours as it has glitter in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I would fucking love that
"What, do you think your shit doesn't stink?"

"No, but it does SPARKLE!" *snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I'm billing you for a new keyboard and monitor
this one's got tea in it. and a little bit of wee
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Always on the bottom shelf so as not to contaminate the chips.

( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)