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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The only answer now is to have a drink, but i think that makes me an alcoholic...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I only bring this to your attention becasue you've never had the joy of one.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I will take you out with me on a Saturday lunchtime. If I have failed to get you a hangover by the same time the next day, I shall pay for your child's university fees.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Can i suggest a nice hot sunny day and a lot of port?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)
At 7 o'clock the next morning, with her still reeling from the epic spiking that's kept her awake and sweating with my heating on full blast, I shall appear like a fiendish gremlin with port and brandy cocktails and a brace of enormous cigars.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I once fell asleep pissed with my head an inch from a radiator that was on full for 8 hours.
I cannot begin to describe the horror of the morning, i wanted to crawl inside myself to escape the sunlight.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Our main activities would be looking smug, drinking a fair amount and turning up to work daisy fresh and ready to go.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)
*as right as the rain that falls in the Fukishima district of Nippon
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)
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