I'm not even in work yet and the day is ruined
Why?

The fish lipped, mole mong got on my bus and as she got up, her upper garment rode up to reveal a pale, fleshy upper body that looked as though is needed a good whipping.

Then I got on the train and not one BUT FOUR 'busy commuters' have got those lidded thermos coffee cups. I mean, how busy must you be to demand a cup of coffee in the short time it takes to get from your house, which has tea and coffee making facilities, and your place of work, which I assume also provides the aforementioned facilities.

"Look at me, I've got homemade coffee, ON THE TRAIN"


Fuck. Off.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got a 'travel mug' for my morning commute
Best £2.47 this nigga eva spent at Tesco
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:37, Reply)

ur gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)

>:0<
am not
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)

He didn't push back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

But he did enjoy it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Get a hip flask.
And take liberal swigs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:38, Reply)

ur not

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I have a thermos for my early morning lectures.
the theatres are cold and my hands go numb.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I, too, dislike this modern phenomenon intensely.
I think these arseholes have seen people doing it in New York on television programmes such as terminal gaylord nightmare 'Sex and the City', and mistakenly believe the practise imbues them with some kind of 'urban cool' cachet, forgetting that in these islands possession of a Thermos flask is more usually accompanied by a Tupperware box containing sweaty cheese sandwiches and a well-thumbed and annotated railway timetable, than some Manolo Blahnik shoes and the visage of Shergar.

Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Sex in the City?
More like 'Pets that have Titties'



*bows and accepts applause graciously*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I like that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)

You like 5-year old boys.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)