I think that's pretty much how I got started
if I went to walk across one I'd get violently shoved by my mate. He's dead now, so in some kind of stupid memorial to him I don't walk on them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

His good luck wasn't quite so good it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Who knows how much worse it would have been
had he walked across the drains.
( Kroney, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

misadventure
the idiot had broken his shoulder falling out of his attic while drunk, then some weeks later was on the way home from the pub and rather than walk round to the front of his house he climbed the bank behind it and tried to climb over the wall.

was found lying in the road like 5 hours after he fell.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

This is not good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I know, avoiding three drains doesn't keep you safe
We're all DOOMED!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)