we used those at uni, so not really as eciting as the Beeb make out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

are you the real nakedape or the other one that everyone seems to be mad at?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

i am the real one, the fake one got banned
look at my profile it is full of rich heritage, not blank meat puppetry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Who was it? Did we find out?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Maybe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

BERT!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Kitty's not Bert, Biggers old gel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

*guffaws*

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Biggers!
Actually, I might still call you Blousey cos I like that.
( thealternativefact, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I like Blousey too.
And you, and your face. Ohhhh yeah.
( wanderlust, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Oh my lovely Lusty!

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I have to go to work now,
Well first I'm going to buy things and smoke loads of fags and buy shoes and have a burrito and then a glass of wine and then I'm ging to work.
But I saw you and wanted to say hello.
Now I am offski.
( wanderlust, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Byeski.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

just as I planned, mwa ha ha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Nah...no idea, probably Bert
Whoever it was has stolen my name, hence the very reverend, professor etc...what shall i be on Monday?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

A tedious gay cunt, if every other day ever is anything to go on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Dame Nakedape Fonteyne

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Yay!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

someone has my name as well
I've had to append a full stop to mine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

When did you leave it unguarded?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I didn't know you were Australian.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Neither did I
*shoots aborigani*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Is that an indigenous Australasian tribesman made from folded paper?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Stupid Google cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

You're just a part of this 'blame culture' ruining our country.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Britain is broken
Only yesterday I saw a big crack across Shepherds Bush and immigants, peados, dangerous dogs and teenage pregnancies were poring ouit of it and raping the good people of Notting Hill.

On second thoughts this is a good thing.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

ah piss off!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

yeah!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Can you make a paper crane?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

No, I can make a square from a rectangle though
fucking wizardry I tell you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I can make a paper ashtray

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Can you also make a chocolate teapot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

no but my mum can make a paper kettle and an FA Cup out of a Club wrapper.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I used to be able to make a roast chicken out of a tea towl, but i've forgotten how

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Oh yeah me too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

the best thing I can do with a tea towel
is put a spoon behind it and make it look like it's a ghost
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I use mine to dry wet dishes with.
True story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

What kind of freak are you???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I NO!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

wooooooooooooooh
Made me chuckle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

that's not very useful

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

it's good for catching the ash
but then you need to extinguish under a sink
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)