Obvious answer is obvious
Charlie Sheen. Also Ian Holloway, in a much less worrying way.

In B3ta terms, it's got to be Bert. Bizarrely, this is mostly because he's such an utter cunt; it heartens me to see everyone stop bickering and rally against the wanker. We should invite him to a bash one time, and have the entire pub greet him with a massive chorus of "FUCK OFF BERT" when he walks through the door.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ask beckyjsbx about him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Don't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

^top trolling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Not a prayer, she hates me
Explain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I believe there was carnal knowledge at a bash, many moons ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That would certainly explain why she's so angry all the time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I've not seen that
She seems calm to me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I wouldn't call her angry, I'd say she had sharp teeth
like kittens. Little pincey fucking sharp little kitten teeth.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I am extremely hateable
Maybe we're like two positively charged ions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

This is true

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)