There is a guy who gets on the Metro round here
who carries a binbag, filled with God knows what. He FUCKING STINKS. You can actually smell when he gets onto the train, even from the other end
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's my dad you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I thought he looked (and smelled) like you
He has one massive matted dreadlock about 4 ft long
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Much the same effect is achieved when someone who's had a shower that day gets on a bus in Glasgow

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

That was Monty's cunt you dad.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Was Monty's cunt that you dad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Cunty Monty was a dad.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

This one makes sense
I don't think you've understood the game, T
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I dance to a different beat, bitch.
Bakdafuckup.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

*Gets down*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

+ on all fours and presents self like a baboon after one too many Tia Marias

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

hahaha!
click
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

How do you know how many Tia Marias is one too many for a baboon?
Something you want to tell us?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Probably about four (gibbon take)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Departez l'internette.
(I cannot speak foreign)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh you got no business!
*snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

This guy made it onto the BBC, can't find a link though
Where's chompy when you need him? Actually don't answer that i don't want to have to lie to the police
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Darth?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Yes dear?
You'd better not be implying what I think you're implying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*winks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Please credit me with more taste than that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)