So you see, I just had to know her name, I needed to know the name of the women I was going to marry one day.
I turned to Jack, and I said "Yous just gotta get me the name of that girl" and he laughed in his deep negro tone and said "Well young Pops, if my memory do a serve me right, she's the daughter of the General". What a conanldrum I was in, I was just a private in this man's army, I'm not a carrer soldur, I only signed up so I can see the likes of Hong Kong... they promised me that I could be seeing the whole world, well, I ain't even been south of croydon before, let alone in Hong Kong. I did hear me a tall tell of how they eat with two sticks rather than a fork, they call them Chopsticks, heck, I didn't ever did hear such a thing before, I gotta sees that.

There was a big dance going on in the hall, rumour heard it that [some obscure band that only Monty knows about] was going to be playing, and she would be there. I just had to get myself in on that, you hears me? I just had too.

But first I needed to get myself a tux, I had 5 dollars to my name that Papa gave me, in case of one of them dere emergancies. Well, if this wasn't an emergancy, then I don't know what it is. Oh gee oh gosh, I was gonna meet first the first time the wife I'm going to marry ! Little did I know those japs were at this time launching their terrible attack on Pearl Harbour, and I'd never make it to the dance, but that's another story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How are your innards Gonz?
You were getting a bit wobbly last week.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

They're not to bad today,
I basiclly rebooted my guts over the last week, by not eating for 3-4 days and then eating very little for the next few days until stuff starts working again. The whole thing is exorsting and painful, nearly booked myself into A&E a couple of times.

But today it is soo much better so hopefully I'm over the little attack, I think maybe I ate something bad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Glad to hear you are not too bad.
Ask your quack for a big bag of morphine. For the pain.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Cheers dude !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)