chocolate
pregnancy test.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this looks even funnier written down.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

A chocolate pregnancy test, best thing to give a crying girl ever.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I don't know many girls who like eating piss-soaked chocolate.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

livingroomlol

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Never seen any videos of it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Y'know what, I don't think I have
I've seen videos of pissing into mouths, and other orifices, but I don't think I've seen someone piss onto food and then eat it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

NICHE MARKET

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I think I could probably sale them online given the right social networking tactics.
Esspecially if they melt a little.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

not for lack of searching though right?
how are your feet?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Completely fine thanks
Ever so slightly raw to the touch, but they haven't swollen up, bled or throbbed. Hand poked tattoos are a lot less traumatic on the skin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

excellent stuff
look forward to seeing a pic of the finished article
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

It won't be for a few months or so
Have to pay off my car, service and MOT next month, and have Japan in August.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

you colossal bumlord
edit: better?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You've done yourself a massive disservice by using that insult.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

true
wasn't thinking.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I forgive you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

thanks.
I'm trying to figure out whether the white hot fury I am feeling is entirely because I was forced to drive a Chevrolet Spark this week, or if that has just piled on some other cause...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I ate the chocolate already
But I kept the box because it makes me lol
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I might buy you the same chocolate every week
and then buy an actual pregnancy test to see if you'll eat it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Conditioning.
Please don't I'll probably fall for it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

haha I love conditioning
everytime you fail at a pole move I'm going to ring a bell so that eventually just ringing the bell will give you a sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You are a terrible person.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)