it was VERY annoying
usually you are talking yourself into fancying someone whilst ignoring the voices that are screaming, "but he's shorter than you" or "but he smokes" or "but he has shit-for-brains" or "but he's ginger" or "but he is wearing THAT shirt" or "but look at his tiny little hands, he's like a goblin"... this one was perfect. sigh.

i don't get massive trannies. clearly you're not going to fool anyone with your dustbin lid hands and your massive adam's apple and your 5 o'clock shadow that sprouts hairily everywhere by lunchtime. why bother?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I thought you were talking directly to me about the massive hands then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

why, do you have massive hands??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I can't use touch screen things very well
I tend to mash them. I accidentally poked someone on facebook instead of removing the poke because I hate him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

As big as Al's dinnerplates

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

haha nothing's that big

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You could totally use your massive hands for evil
Like holding the world to ransom, saying you'll block out the sun unless they give you one million dollars.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I'm going to slap you into next month.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

That'll solve the issue of how I'm going to feed myself until payday rolls around

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Because they feel pretty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

but they don't look it
this one was like an unleashed beast marauding around on its stilettoes ruining people's feet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

This is true

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

the same could be said of ugly women though
everyone needs to feel pretty!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

i still think there has to come a point when these 16 stone rugby players need to look in the mirror
and think, "give it up as a bad job"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Same goes for 16 stone rugby ball shaped women

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I could not agree more.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

yes
this too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)

:( :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)