VAGTOESOKECHUF
am i missing something hidden and exquisitely witty, or am i just trying to read too much into some fat-fingered keyboard-pawing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are misSING something.
A CHROMOsome.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:56, Reply)

MisSING or ONE too MANy?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

i have just googled exactly this
for the record, i do NOT have a wide, webbed neck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)

NOT neck vagina.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:05, Reply)

no
that's my arse, silly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I suspect he is taking the piss

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:58, Reply)

well of course, that's a given
but he has now made me google it, because i thought you could only have an extra chromosome, not be missing a chromosome, and now i am getting interested in reading about turner syndrome. which is what happens when you miss an X chromosome.

it turns out he has basically accused me of having swollen hands and feet and "a wide, webbed neck".

what a fucking bastard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

the truth hurts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)

not as much as having a wide, webbed neck!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)

How do you know?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)

well
just the pain of being accused of it is crippling me, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)