This is more for /talk people but feel free to vote anyway or just ignore it.
I'm only putting it here becuase I can't embed it on /talk

Which b3tan would you most like to fuck off forever





( WormuIus, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:33, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

One question
who is Maffers, and how annoying are they on a scale of 0 to SpankyHanky
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Maffers is ok, apart from having a lego head
Not even approaching SpankHanky
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I will take your comments
and those of mike woz ere into consideration when voting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

He has a head like a legoman.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:38, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/srsbzns.jpg
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

maffers is alrite
a bit and with a square head and doesn't like to go out much, but he's a nice lad
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Aren't you pleased.
You're winning!
( WormuIus, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

i'm fucking thrilled!!!
i hope there's a prize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

You could have the top thread in /talk reserved for you 24/7.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

awesome
i'm going to put the kettle on
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:55, Reply)

He's got a gay beard and sometimes takes things a bit too seriously.
Not to the point of belligerence though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:49, Reply)

My beard is GLORIOUS.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Lacks frisbeeboy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:37, Reply)

He's already fucked off at least once.
I'm surprised that AB has no votes.
( WormuIus, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:38, Reply)

AB is hated by /QOTW
/OT is a breakaway faction with less beakering and seriousness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

We're the
People's Judain Front
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

is it rigged or something?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

AB is amusing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

You need to get out more hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

compared to MortalWombat
there can be no argument.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Plus.
He genuinely is amusing.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:59, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

i thought he was back?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:48, Reply)

No he's definitely back.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I heard he was black.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Racist.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

He didn't say that was a negative.
In fact you assuming he meant it as an insult makes YOU the massive rassist.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:04, Reply)

This is OT.
We're all massive racists and homophobes. Even the ones that are black and bent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)

FFS!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
Please don't take it out on any black people nearby. It's not their fault.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Blousie's sister is Sri Lankan.
And her nephew is black. No racism here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I couldn't possibly make a decision until I've had a cock gaz from all of them.
Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

<h1>Who would you rather have a pint with.</h1>








( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Ahem
Jewspiricy
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

LOL
it's true acutally
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Look at you putting the vote numbers up, you vain bastard!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

He's just changed all the links to vote for him
:(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

He's such a show off now he has a job doing code stuff.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

This is why AV lost... because you'd have to do it via machine, and I'd be totally curput if I made them.
That's how Bush got into power twice too !
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:49, Reply)

it was your fault?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Could have been, _could_ have been.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:57, Reply)

You've given yourself some easy competiton, man I had to choose you.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

i'd have a pint of milk with aMOOrious badger...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

really?
that was dreadful

you should be PUNished
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Yeah someone should stuff her VAGina full of menTOES and then explode some diet cOKE up her CHUFf.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

VAGTOESOKECHUF
am i missing something hidden and exquisitely witty, or am i just trying to read too much into some fat-fingered keyboard-pawing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:54, Reply)

You are misSING something.
A CHROMOsome.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:56, Reply)

MisSING or ONE too MANy?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

i have just googled exactly this
for the record, i do NOT have a wide, webbed neck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)

NOT neck vagina.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:05, Reply)

no
that's my arse, silly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I suspect he is taking the piss

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:58, Reply)

well of course, that's a given
but he has now made me google it, because i thought you could only have an extra chromosome, not be missing a chromosome, and now i am getting interested in reading about turner syndrome. which is what happens when you miss an X chromosome.

it turns out he has basically accused me of having swollen hands and feet and "a wide, webbed neck".

what a fucking bastard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

the truth hurts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)

not as much as having a wide, webbed neck!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)

How do you know?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)

well
just the pain of being accused of it is crippling me, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Aww CHUCKS u guyz !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

chucks
*pinches your cheek*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I didn't want anybody feeling left out so I've voted for everyone.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Aw!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:53, Reply)

if i were going to draw a fuck
it wouldn't look like those ones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:54, Reply)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:58, Reply)

that's excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

it is better
but how the fuck do you get anything in that big vase?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I can never see the word 'trench' without preceding it with the word 'stink'

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:04, Reply)

same here except i do it with spunk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:05, Reply)

It would be awful if that was read out of context

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)

yeah but who would do such a thing?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*waves*

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

breasts?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:22, Reply)

please

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

here you go

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)

where?

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:35, Reply)

here!
this way...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

*blindly follows*

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I like posting images. I might stay here.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:12, Reply)

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

You'd make a good Jonas brother

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I'll be honest, I've not a clue what you're going on about here.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 16 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Why no mongychops?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:55, Reply)

He left again.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:55, Reply)

bivvy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I don't know. What does JMG think?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

( broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Omg it's a half-friendly-bantery /talk invasion!
How the fuck are people supposed to be segregational when you're all over here being interactive and amusing and shit?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

It'll never catch on, Noel.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

everyone was relaxing over the weekend
wait till thursday, then shit will kick off
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Included! D:

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)