A blanket
it's sodding cold in here. On the plus side, said blanket smells of TC's aftershave, so I might cold but I'm grinning. Just a little.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I thought you two were over?
Or did he come running back once you returned form Europe?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Keep up Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I just don't know what to believe any more Jeff!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

It's unbelieveable Jeff!*


*Is how I'm choosing to read your post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

the resemblance is uncanny

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

That's exactly right

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I do enjoy Soccer Saturday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

We had a big falling out just before I left
which I thought was c'est fini, but I got really drunk over easter and sent him some filthy texts, strangely enough he forgave me...
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Who wouldn't want to be with berk?
She's aces.

I'm aware that you're her, but I'm drunk...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I love you too b3th
although you haven't even met me!
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Yeah
but I bet you're hot. And I *know* you're lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

She is both of those things.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Aww, cheers!
I think I'm going to go and blush a little bit now.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

FB friends suggested
If you two want to snog, feel free.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

You're not getting to watch though

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

then don't

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

He forgave you?
But he was the one being a dick? Berk, I know you want this to work, but you're a lovely person and I don't want to see you turn into one of those women who keeps saying "But it was my fault for upsetting him".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

^ this is true
he was being passive aggressive and childish. That isn't your fault
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Oh man, I'm not sure I can cope with us doing all this "agreeing about things" stuff.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

we totally agreed about the miscarriage woman as well
is this the end?!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I fear the apocolypse cannot be far away.
Might as well enjoy it while we can. I'll bring some extra cider to Sonisphere for you to share.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Mmm cider
who're you most looking forward to seeing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Slayer
then Megadeth, then Mastodon, Then Metallica, Then Sisters of Mercy, Then Gojira, Then Weezer.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Lineup isn't as good as the last two years
but there's quite a lot of the smaller bands that I want to see
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

And it's not berks fault either.
Although why you suggest Al might be at fault is beyond me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Well, you know when you're hiding in a girls wardrobe
and she's having a fight with her new boyfriend and you know it really isn't a good time to come out of the wardrobe, but you really need to pee?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

so you just pee in one of her shoes
?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

she blamed TC
and it spiralled from there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Officer Dibble will arrest him soon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

rswipe lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I have too many shoes to keep them in the bottom of the wardrobe...

(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Well, it takes two to have an argument
admittedly, it was probably 80% him being a douchebag and 20% me putting my foot in it. You needn't worry about me turning in to one of those downtrodden types, I assure you it will never happen.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

It better not, you're not too far up the road for me to mount a b3ta rescue mission.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Hahaha, I have visions of you thundering up the M1 in your van
wearing a ninjasuit now.
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Badger would be hanging out of the side door, screaming obscenities
and Clendrix would be on the passenger seat, looking angry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Christ, that sounds terrifying enough
when I'm the one being rescued, TC would probably copiously and extensively shit himself when he saw that bearing down on him...
(berk, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Then your blanket would smell differently.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)