Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
I've got beerWhat have you got?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:41,
159 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
I didn't lick it!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:52,
Reply)
Have you been mocking Darth for the play-off failure of Florist this evening?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:57,
Reply)
don't know the score, have been playing the drums and lesson planning.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:59,
Reply)
I weatched itIt was 3-1, and Forest were shit.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05,
Reply)
I bet even glee and being lucky pierre won't cheer him up tonight.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:09,
Reply)
Wine and a bit of a headache.Not a good combo.
(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:43,
Reply)
Dunno, it just started.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53,
Reply)
alright jeffhow's it going?
i checked on tuition to be a hair stylist today, $19,000.
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:45,
Reply)
ninteen grand to learn to cut hair!Fucking hell. That's mental.
Can't you apply for free tuition?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:46,
Reply)
the lady made it seem like it was likely i'd not just get free tuition, I could probably get a loan as well, and it wouldn't be that muchbut she had a minnesota accent so what does that bitch know anyway
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53,
Reply)
she was all MY NAMES KREESEE SARRY IF YOU CANT UNDERSTAND ME IM FRAM MINNISODAI almost puked
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05,
Reply)
That is a mental amount of money to learn to do something that isn't (in this country) a highly paid job.Do hair-stylists earn a fortune Stateside?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:56,
Reply)
well i would think for that amount of money paul mitchell would be sitting in several classes But that's incredibly unlikely, it isn't even one of his schools
The one in town here is about 3,000
But everyone knows they're shit
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:04,
Reply)
I went to school with Paul Mitchell**Probably not the Paul Mitchell you're thinking of.
Why not just move to a state with regular jobs in it and less mental housemates. Surely that'll be cheaper than shelling out close to twenty-large on someone telling you to cut hair.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:09,
Reply)
I went to school with Andrea Mitchellshe wore short skirts and flashed the boys in Chemistry.
*has wavy flashback and has to leave the room*
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:20,
Reply)
I thought I had a tragic lump underneath mt legthen I realised mr b3th had thrown a tennis ball at me when I mocked him for being a lush. Which is quite ironic cos I am almost paralytic at the moment
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:49,
Reply)
That she doesn't have leg cancer?that's a bit mean.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:52,
Reply)
OI YOUplay nice! I just packeaged up your CD tonight. I mioght even post it tomorrow.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53,
Reply)
ooOOooI've still only had one. :(
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53,
Reply)
Me tooand I haven't even listened to it yet, because it didn't have a track listing
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:54,
Reply)
Not JackAction's, was it?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:55,
Reply)
if you gaz him for the song details, be politeI was a bit sarcastic about someone who sends me a cd of songs and doesn't think I'm going to want to know what they fucking are, and I suspect that's why he hasn't replied.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:02,
Reply)
That was a "please gaz him for song details"as I really want to know what a couple of them are
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08,
Reply)
are you kidding?I'm upholding his tradition of being a drunken scots pisshead
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:52,
Reply)
I bet your not really scottish eitherI bet you have a plummy home counties accent like your brother.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I sound like Violet Elizabeth Bottbut I'm Scottish as deep fried Mars bars and pissing in an alleyway.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:55,
Reply)
La Chasse du Papeit's no Chateauneuf du Pape, but it's not half bad.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:51,
Reply)
Not had that for ages.It was quite pleasant as I recall.
(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53,
Reply)
Tesco had a Douro at half price last weekI figured I'd give it a try, it was excellent. Since my brother and his missus are in Portugal this week I've asked them to bring me a bottle back.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:55,
Reply)
I bet your brother's got the horn too.He's probably cracking one out right now over a crumpled photo of Roota.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)
A blanketit's sodding cold in here. On the plus side, said blanket smells of TC's aftershave, so I might cold but I'm grinning. Just a little.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I thought you two were over?Or did he come running back once you returned form Europe?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
It's unbelieveable Jeff!*
*Is how I'm choosing to read your post.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:03,
Reply)
the resemblance is uncanny(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:04,
Reply)
We had a big falling out just before I leftwhich I thought was c'est fini, but I got really drunk over easter and sent him some filthy texts, strangely enough he forgave me...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Who wouldn't want to be with berk?She's aces.
I'm aware that you're her, but I'm drunk...
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:00,
Reply)
Yeahbut I bet you're hot. And I *know* you're lovely.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 22:02,
Reply)
FB friends suggestedIf you two want to snog, feel free.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05,
Reply)
He forgave you?But he was the one being a dick? Berk, I know you want this to work, but you're a lovely person and I don't want to see you turn into one of those women who keeps saying "But it was my fault for upsetting him".
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
^ this is truehe was being passive aggressive and childish. That isn't your fault
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:03,
Reply)
Oh man, I'm not sure I can cope with us doing all this "agreeing about things" stuff.(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
we totally agreed about the miscarriage woman as wellis this the end?!
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06,
Reply)
I fear the apocolypse cannot be far away.Might as well enjoy it while we can. I'll bring some extra cider to Sonisphere for you to share.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Mmm ciderwho're you most looking forward to seeing?
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:11,
Reply)
Slayerthen Megadeth, then Mastodon, Then Metallica, Then Sisters of Mercy, Then Gojira, Then Weezer.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Lineup isn't as good as the last two yearsbut there's quite a lot of the smaller bands that I want to see
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:27,
Reply)
And it's not berks fault either.Although why you suggest Al might be at fault is beyond me.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06,
Reply)
Well, you know when you're hiding in a girls wardrobeand she's having a fight with her new boyfriend and you know it really isn't a good time to come out of the wardrobe, but you really need to pee?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)
she blamed TCand it spiralled from there
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:12,
Reply)
Officer Dibble will arrest him soon.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:14,
Reply)
I have too many shoes to keep them in the bottom of the wardrobe...(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Well, it takes two to have an argumentadmittedly, it was probably 80% him being a douchebag and 20% me putting my foot in it. You needn't worry about me turning in to one of those downtrodden types, I assure you it will never happen.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
It better not, you're not too far up the road for me to mount a b3ta rescue mission.(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Hahaha, I have visions of you thundering up the M1 in your vanwearing a ninjasuit now.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Badger would be hanging out of the side door, screaming obscenitiesand Clendrix would be on the passenger seat, looking angry.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Christ, that sounds terrifying enoughwhen I'm the one being rescued, TC would probably copiously and extensively shit himself when he saw that bearing down on him...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Then your blanket would smell differently.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:29,
Reply)
Houmous and Salt and Black pepper bakesorange juice as well. Baileys on the side
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:57,
Reply)
I had steak for dinnerIt's my 7 year going out anniversary today.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Good for you Was it tasty?
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:03,
Reply)
I'm jealous glad you had a good evening though
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:06,
Reply)
I got sent a video on how to cook steakwww.delish.com/recipes/cooking-recipes/taste-of-place/?v=43ea023a-ae38-3d88-5495-02da31316a5b&from=en-us_msnhp>1=47058
I have followed this and cooked some of the best steak I've had.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08,
Reply)
He's wrongyou should oil the meat, not the pan. Get the pan as hot as you possibly can, then once the meat is on, turn it down to about half.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)
InterestingFriday is usually Steak O'Clock, so I might give that a try. Cheers!
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:37,
Reply)
But was it expensive enough to be considered "real" by food snobs?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:10,
Reply)
I bought two sirloin steaks and four chorizo for £10.76I bought the tomatoes, shallots and mushrooms to go with it for £1.75
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
ffs wont one of you send me a mix cd so i dont have to listen to n-dubz for the 6th month in a row?(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:08,
Reply)
Gaz me an address K-pax, I'll send you my randomburnpossibly last years too if I can dig out the playlist.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:14,
Reply)
Depends, do you like Zoviet France and strange early 70s German bands?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:16,
Reply)
not that i am aware of, but i remember liking some things you played on lu's internet radioUnless I'm confused
Which happens regularly
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:20,
Reply)
Yeah, that rings bells.Probably a good sign.
(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:25,
Reply)
I'll cowbell you in a minute.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:29,
Reply)
cowbells remind me of watching Ski Sunday.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:30,
Reply)
I'd send you some musicbut I don't know if you'd like my taste
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:21,
Reply)
anyone willing to send me a cd i will reciprocate by sending one from my old computerthat you may hate and not listen to
I may also send chocolate or coins
Not chocolate coins though
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:58,
Reply)
Spotify versionsopen.spotify.com/user/fireweasel/playlist/4ZZJPt3YJlnIJVqfSV9Geh
open.spotify.com/user/fireweasel/playlist/7kgFUehJoPwEFbw6eZI4aB
bunch of non-spotified tracks missing on each.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:55,
Reply)
Well, that was half an hour well spent then(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:03,
Reply)
You could always install Spotify K(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:05,
Reply)
Mom the administrator.How are your teeth now, less painful I hope.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:08,
Reply)
Not too bad, can't eat crunchy things or chicken, or steak
sea food is okay though
but I go in a few weeks to get a new wire, and it will hurt again
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:12,
Reply)
The fact your teeth are sore are probably a sign that the braces are working.So, given the fact that hair stylist courses cost a shit load of money. Have you considered other courses or professions that might appeal?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:14,
Reply)
Well if you're going to be silly. I'll watch the telly.What about doing something clerical for a living, it'll give you lots of transferrable skills and you'll be on a resonable living.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:20,
Reply)
that's what i do nowbut this is something I've always wanted to do
a bit like those that wanted to be astronauts or pop stars
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:22,
Reply)
But can you not do what you're doing now for someone else and earn lots moreAt least that way, you'll be able to make some real choices.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:27,
Reply)
perhaps! enough about me
how are you Jeff?
Drunk yet?
have a good weekend?
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:30,
Reply)
I am drunk thanks very much!Last weekend was fairly quiet, but that's because I'd been on the ale for the previous two days, so I felt I owed it to my liver to take it easy.
You made a decision about Echo yet?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:33,
Reply)
Continuing to drink tonight? The local animal shelter is a no kill shelter so if I can't find a home for her then I could take her there.
But if I'm not changing what I'm doing now I will keep her
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:37,
Reply)
This evening, I will be drinking until I want to drink no more.This may take a few more hours yet.
Why do you want to change roles, Is it for more money, better opportunities or because you have a an itch you feel the urge to scratch?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:40,
Reply)
i never went because my parents thought it was a stupid ideaI no longer care what they think
(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:53,
Reply)
So what is the dream K?Spending your time washing the hair of scabby old pensioners, seeing the world or just getting by.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:54,
Reply)
This might be your thingwww.thesixtyone.com/#/s/fJDrUMtgHQ9/
(good site, I like it)
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:09,
Reply)
I'll just send you the CDsI've got a padded envelope left over from RB11.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:07,
Reply)
WTFcdn.mediatakeout.com/48545/nuh_uhhhhhhh_look_at_the_new_haircut_that_some_teenage_boys_are_getting_utter_ratchetness.html
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:22,
Reply)
I've got a sprained neck from suddenly turning after hearing my full name on BBC News 24 just now(
broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:41,
Reply)
Was it you, or just someone with the same name they were talking about?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:45,
Reply)
It was me, when I get pissed I blackout, wake up and find I've been playing rugby for England(
broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:47,
Reply)
.--. .--. .--. .--. --.--.---..-. .
| ): :: :| ) | | ( )|
|--: | || ||--: | |--- `-. |
| ): ;: ;| ) | | ( )'
'--' `--' `--' '--' --'--'---'`-' o
(
broadsword, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:49,
Reply)
you and the rest of the squad(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:50,
Reply)
I once heard someone with the same name as and a very similar voice and age to P*****t reading the news on a local radio station.That was very odd.
(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:52,
Reply)
This lad.www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/DrWho/Default.aspx
(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:55,
Reply)
I've got my grump on.Someone obviously wasn't on campus last night, or just didn't care, but their car alarm went off for two. solid. hours. Not joking. It started at 1:30, and didn't finish til nearly 4 in the morning.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:57, Reply)
You should have put their windows in and nicked the radio.That would have taught 'em.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:58,
Reply)
Well if you've got the number plate of the car responsible.Lodge a complaint.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:07,
Reply)
I dion't know if you CAN do that.But phone someone anyway. Life is good when you get to complain about something.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:09,
Reply)
aha, well I took a photo from my room so I didn't have to walk out there in my tee pj's.got it pretty clearly.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Well start complaining then Poppet.Tell those who have the job about listening to complaints that you ain't a happy bunny. And if the don't do owt, tell 'em again.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:13,
Reply)
Did the police ever catch the person who crashed into you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:20,
Reply)
What a shower of cunts!On that note, I'm going to finish the bottle I've got and then go to bed.
Good morning/good nighgt.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:37,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »