I don't regret nuffink.
Well, there are a couple of times where hindsight is a beautiful thing, to be fair, but I don't think I'd change any of them. Even the spectacularly wrong 1st marriage. All your choices lead you to where you are now, or some other pseudo-new-age horseshite.

Alt: Going on honeymoon. Or, if it has to be before the weekend, ball on friday at the Balmoral should be a good craic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oi love de craic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

+ pipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

THAT'S THE...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

....most addictive thing I've had in a while

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I endorse this horseshite statement
Whilst I do wish I'd plowed my way through Uni instead of spending four years in a long-distance relationship, had I done so I wouldn't have been decent boyfriend material for Ms Foxtrot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Got to be done
Uni the entire Norwich FC squad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Look, I've said this before; call me gay all you want, but respect the fact that I have some standards
Iwan Roberts played for Norwich while I was at Uni
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

No teeth = better blowjob

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Good point
*punches Sporter's teeth out*

*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)