I could live without television
and have done for quite some years now. I could probably also manage without eating bread or meat, although I'd rather not.
I couldn't live without chocolate, cheese or sex. I've never had all three at the same time though, I hasten to add.
(berk, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That palate would take some serious cleansing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

IT'S ONLY BLOODY BERK!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

steady on,
I thought that was Bella's idiom
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Hahahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

well
no chunky spicy tomato basil soup for lunch, then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

you could have a bread roll with it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Oasis soup lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

___________>

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

That's harsh.
I never said anything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Bleaaurgh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Erm...yes it is?
And what have I done to deserve such sarcasm?
(berk, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I was being joyful.
Fucking hell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

don't do that
it's unsettling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

that's why she didn't recognise it
it's like rocking horse shit, innit
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

hen's teeth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I'm not sure what the rocking horse thing alludes to
but yes, this. Sarcasm is much more forthcoming than joy from you. Although now I feel rather ungrateful, so HELLO MY DEAR MONTERS, how the devil are you??
(berk, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

rare as rocking horse shit
(because rocking horses obviously don't shit)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I am fine, thank you for asking,
I trust you are, too?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)