By "modern"
I mean "ten years old".

It's still the youngest car I've ever owned, though.
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that is not modern
that is antique
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

If it's got a computer that tells it how to mix the fuel
it's modern.

If it's got windows that wind down at the press of a button, it's modern.
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

if it has done over 10,000 miles
and it is rickety over speed bumps and the wiper blades are curling a bit and it smells bad and you know you are sitting on seats that some rancid bastard probably farted in a million times over the last 10 years... that is not modern.

that is shit and old and you can get new ones for such low monthly amounts that you should just stop sitting on other people's old farts and do it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Oh where is The Mighty Badger and his superior taste in cars when I need back up?

( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

he'll be here a bit later on
his car broke down
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

The idea that you would purchase a car and pay monthly is so ludicrous
I wouldn't have thought you would need back up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

sorry
in meeting. what do you need here?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)