you saw nothing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you know
and i know

and the INTERNET knows
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I saw it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

EVERYBODY saw it
how the mighty (badger) have fallen...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

because I typed the wrong word?
Empires have fallen for less.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

ah but in the empire of b3ta
words are all you have
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Tell sexface that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

that would entail speaking to him
and i don't want to get seduced into being the 137th notch on his slippery bedpost
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

You're lucky you have a young assistant to personally spellcheck all your posts before you send them
especially the ones about the filthy things you get up to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

excuse me
me type real good

my trainee is pretty hot eye candy though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

tell him
employees love that shit.

As do employment tribunal laywers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

oh god no
he gets growled at about diet cokes and not giving me sufficient background info to check his drafting. so that i can re-draft it all. that is as much as he gets.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)