You're cute when you can't think of a decent response

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Soz but I can't top you being a self confessed aspirational superhero wanker titled the 'Fwapster'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Take the kicking and move on
If you're looking for things to top, might I suggest "yourself"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

How would I follow the office antics of the 'Fwapster' then, you've not really thought that one through
You must be that brief ray in your work colleagues dull day with shit like that. Between being the Fwapster and your Michael Jackson routine for making the tea they must be so glad to be in close proximity to you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

*applauds*
You're on top form today, Rory.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

would anyone else really really love to see a michael jackson tea-making routine?
what happens, does he spill boiling water and grab his burning crotch, yelling OWWWWWWWWWWW?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This is what's called a fabrication
Rory is - and brace yourself for a bit of a shock - making things up in order to be a cunt.

I know, I was surprised too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Funny though.
In a hurtful way!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

It's only hurtful if you choose to think of Rory as a person possessed of a valid opinion
other than a troll who has nothing more interesting in his life than demeaning randoms on the internet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Good point.
The thing I like about him is that he posts stuff that you would have to be fucking hard to SAY to people's face.

I imagine a night out down the pub would end with a decent punch up or getting chased around whatever estate you were drinking on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I'm willing to bet that Rory/Chompy (see below) is a tremendous physical coward in real life

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Maybe.
When is the London bash?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Careful Fwapster you're leaning back towards your online hardmanning, and we all know what a dick you end up looking then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I'll be in Machester next weekend
Fancy a pint?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Soz I'm in Dublin then, some other time then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Gutted

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

See you there!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23519
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Oh wow HOOD-BUTTER's going?!
Do I dare to dream?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Where is this? Naaaaaaaarich?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Scene of the Fordham Festival featuring 'Blue Haze'
www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=563287&y=270354&z=0&sv=cb7+5pe&st=2&pc=cb7+5pe&searchp=ids.srf
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

You supply the material Darth 'Fwapster' Foxtrot, I'm encouraged that you feel demeaned by it, it's progress in a way

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

i don't mind who does the routine though
i just really want to see it. does it involve a bit of child abuse at the stage of putting the milk in?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

In one of your finer face palm moments you posted some crap about a Michael Jackson routine for the lols of being the tea boy
Search is down but it's in the internet somewhere. You edited being called a Deacon at work, but really it was inferred by one and all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

The more you post,
the more convinced I am that you're Chompy's proxy account for the things he doesn't want people to associate with him saying.

I actually recall the reference you make now - it wasn't a routine, just an MJ-esque noise after asking if someone wanted their coffee black or white. Hardly meme-worthy, although I appreciate you haven't got much else in your life.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

It's nice that you know so much about me Fwapster, strange as I don't really broadcast my lifes ins and outs
Unlike every crippled happening in your own dull void that you feel compelled to smear all over the board. Get this you're just as dull as everyone else, no amount of mincing around and sad ear appendages will take away from that.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Why would I care what you think? You're just a troll. You couldn't be more pointless if you tried, and sometimes it really feels like you are trying.
The most frustrating part is that you're really very funny sometimes. If you could stick being either funny, so we could enjoy your posts, or just a cunt, so we could hound you off the board a la Frisbee, that'd be swell.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I'm finding his part of this whole thing pretty funny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)