It'll be warm bags of wine out of waxed paper cups for breakfast
from wednesday to sunday.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

puke

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Wine? Really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Yeah, when you've got to lug it accross a valley you choose the lightest form of alcohol you can find.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Last Sonisphere
my brother decided he was going to be an adult and took a shooting stick and boxes of red wine to avoid being a lager-swilling oik. Unfortunately his plan unravelled after a couple of days when he decided it would be 'funny' to remove the wine from its box, stick the bag down his trousers and have the tap sticking out of his fly, generating what he genuinely believed to be extreme lols wherever he went.

He is 40.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

In his defence
this would make me laugh a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

me too
I wish I'd seen him there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Maybe you did.
Did you see a 'wrong grail' Harry Potter on your travels?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I may have
but I was more or less constantly drinking lager and jagermeister and smoking spliffs, so I was slightly impaired
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Ha ha, you shouldn't have told me that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I think white wine would be more effective for this wheeze.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Unless you screamed in pain every time you filled your cup

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

haha
edit: have you seen that there is now a "power ballot" for Sonisphere day tickets?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I laughed.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

True story
There is evidence on DVD......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)