I am STILL not watching the apprentice
despite being asked by about 100 people (including yourself) last week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nice correct use of the reflexive pronoun there.
Rare to see you here at this advanced hour Darth.

You utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Hear? Do you mean "here"?
Good to see you too.

You cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)

it's my spactacular phone autocorrecting.
You tremendous fluffer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I want to call bullshit, I really do
But I know the horrors of autocorrect all too well.

You monumental felchmonkey.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

you arse troubler.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

You cock gobbler.
(this could go on all night)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)

you expert penile colon stroker.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)

You proven expert in the field of DOUBLE ANAL

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Do you reckon it's possible to do triple anal?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

According to a genuinely terrifying video I saw once
Yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Bloody hell
They must have to be scarily well hung to do that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

big bendy cocks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

The girl in question had an anus like a wind tunnel

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

is it time to post the link
to pterydactyl porn again?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

you won't know until you try it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)

you poof.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Hello dear
Get with the programme. Or I'll make you pay someone - not saying who - a COMPLIMENT. Yeah, you heard me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)

it'll NEVER happen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Go on. Take a step into the unknown.
Tell Dozer he's cute.

That's not really a compliment so much as a lie, if that helps.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)

hey, I totally found myself in
what may have been a mutual flirting situation the other day. He even blushed and laughed when we both made some silly reference to pre post post modernism.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Did he finger you behind the bikes sheds?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

no *sigh*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I'm sorry
I'll pray for someone to finger you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)

aww, thanks
i am currently engineering situations where I can meet him again. Perhaps, then, fingering
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I am a confirmed postmodernist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)

how very post modern of you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

oh Darth.
I thought we were cool baby, cool, you hear me?

*proffers fistbump*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

you got any post, yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I did. Thank you.
I love Sabotage by the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

well at least there was one track
edit: I didn't think Les Miserables would be very you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

American or British cast recording?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Manchester one back from the 90s I think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

*bumps fist*
Yeah baby, we down.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Oh, Queen Crunchy, what WILL you be watching, since you won't be watching the utterly shit tv program entitled The Apprentice?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I have no TV
so unless someone tells me there's something good on iplayer I will mostly be reading or arsing about on here. And so should all my subjects
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:12, Reply)

oh facepalm
do they make programs SPECIFICALLY for the iplayer that you can ONLY watch on the iplayer?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)

not sure
I think there are some things, like misery bear
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

My point dear, is that you can watch anything on the internet, doesn't have to be on a tv
I thought we had this discussion already?
You could have said "I'm not going to watch anything because I don't have eyes, and this is my assistant typing."
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I'm watching Buffy Season 4
I haven't watched Buffy in ages, it has aged surprisingly well.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I was just talking about Buffy yesterday.
My dad downloaded all of the songs from their musical episode, I stole it a long time ago and my friend found it and made me listen to it. Twice.
"Walk Through the Fire" is my favorite.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)

That's a great episode
the intro song is one of my favourite. "She's not even half the girl she ... Owwwww!"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I don't remember that much about it, actually.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

i *suppose* so
it's just if you have a TV you leave it on and watch it, internet telly is way more effort
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)

With as many channels that are on the tiv, it's likely to be a lot easier to search online or buy online what you want to watch and watch it immediately
as opposed to searching on the tiv for what you want to watch, waiting for it to come on, recording it, etc etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

but i have to make an active decision
to look for something to watch, rather than the idle watching of TV one does with an actual telly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I can't do that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

What I mean is that even if it's on
it has to be on something I like, and if it's something I don't like I have to change it or just turn the tv off
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

ah, I used to fire through the channels getting annoyed that
it was shit, then watch some rereuns of old comedy shows. I didn't miss telly much when I left it behind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

sometimes I just turn the tv off and stare at it
and then I laugh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)