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Who's watching The Apprentice?That is quite literally the only question I have.
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I am STILL not watching the apprenticedespite being asked by about 100 people (including yourself) last week
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:07,
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nice correct use of the reflexive pronoun there.Rare to see you here at this advanced hour Darth.
You utter bender.
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I want to call bullshit, I really doBut I know the horrors of autocorrect all too well.
You monumental felchmonkey.
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is it time to post the linkto pterydactyl porn again?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43,
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you won't know until you try it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:40,
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Hello dearGet with the programme. Or I'll make you pay someone - not saying who - a COMPLIMENT. Yeah, you heard me.
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it'll NEVER happen(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:11,
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Go on. Take a step into the unknown.Tell Dozer he's cute.
That's not really a compliment so much as a lie, if that helps.
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hey, I totally found myself inwhat may have been a mutual flirting situation the other day. He even blushed and laughed when we both made some silly reference to pre post post modernism.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:19,
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aww, thanksi am currently engineering situations where I can meet him again. Perhaps, then, fingering
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:32,
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how very post modern of you(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:38,
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oh Darth.I thought we were cool baby, cool, you hear me?
*proffers fistbump*
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you got any post, yet?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:20,
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well at least there was one trackedit: I didn't think Les Miserables would be very you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:29,
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Manchester one back from the 90s I think(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:51,
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Oh, Queen Crunchy, what WILL you be watching, since you won't be watching the utterly shit tv program entitled The Apprentice?(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:11,
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I have no TVso unless someone tells me there's something good on iplayer I will mostly be reading or arsing about on here. And so should all my subjects
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:12,
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oh facepalmdo they make programs SPECIFICALLY for the iplayer that you can ONLY watch on the iplayer?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:17,
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not sureI think there are some things, like misery bear
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:19,
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My point dear, is that you can watch anything on the internet, doesn't have to be on a tvI thought we had this discussion already?
You could have said "I'm not going to watch anything because I don't have eyes, and this is my assistant typing."
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:23,
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I'm watching Buffy Season 4I haven't watched Buffy in ages, it has aged surprisingly well.
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I was just talking about Buffy yesterday.My dad downloaded all of the songs from their musical episode, I stole it a long time ago and my friend found it and made me listen to it. Twice.
"Walk Through the Fire" is my favorite.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:26,
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That's a great episodethe intro song is one of my favourite. "She's not even half the girl she ... Owwwww!"
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i *suppose* soit's just if you have a TV you leave it on and watch it, internet telly is way more effort
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:30,
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With as many channels that are on the tiv, it's likely to be a lot easier to search online or buy online what you want to watch and watch it immediatelyas opposed to searching on the tiv for what you want to watch, waiting for it to come on, recording it, etc etc
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:32,
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but i have to make an active decisionto look for something to watch, rather than the idle watching of TV one does with an actual telly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:33,
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What I mean is that even if it's onit has to be on something I like, and if it's something I don't like I have to change it or just turn the tv off
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43,
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ah, I used to fire through the channels getting annoyed that it was shit, then watch some rereuns of old comedy shows. I didn't miss telly much when I left it behind
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:45,
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sometimes I just turn the tv off and stare at itand then I laugh
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:52,
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Approximately 60% of the cretins I know on facebook, it seemsI regret to inform you that I must include you in that number, Darth. The Apprentice sucks donkey balls.
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Unfortunately, my dearI actually am just a pretty face.
Strikethrough away.
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I'm not sure it's possible to be a pretty anusespecially one as cavernously gaping as Darth's no doubt is.
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I reckon Lampitos is fairly pretty.It must be to get that much action.
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I have the prettiest anus you've ever seenThe aforementioned cavernous nature of it has allowed me to decorate it very elaborately with soft furnishings and pink chiffon wallpaper.
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I reckon Darth Foxtrot gets his anus bleached and waxed.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:31,
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Wow.I really have absolutely no need to be confronted by your anus at this time of night,
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:31,
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Only if you've got a bottle of mind bleach handy(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:34,
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That's not what you said last night!Oh wait. That IS what you said last night.
Damn.
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So who's going?My money's on either Gavin or Vincent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:43,
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At this point in time, Gavin is so far in the lead that the others can barely see himHe is also most definitely not on the "hot enough to win" list. Best to thin them out early.
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I'd be quite happy to see the back of that fat blonde bird.Her accent really grates.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:48,
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AgreedVincent is clearly a twat of the highest order, and will therefore be retained on what I call The Baggs Principle.
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He is a greasy spivand if he has ever touched a woman's vagina, I would be incredibly surprised.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:53,
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Aha, you've clearly had Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen in therein both senses of the word, I'm guessing...
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I most certainly am notI'm talking about things.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:47,
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yeahwe've all got big cocks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:51,
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If we're talking about a certain gentleman'things' are very well, cheers. And your good self?
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I am in an absurdly good mood today.I am hoping this state of affairs continues.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:51,
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how do you manage to spunk in your own ass?!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:46,
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I am phenomenally well-endowedand I thank you for giving me chance to say so
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He has been told to 'go fuck himself' so many times....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:55,
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I ambut is well known that I have no life.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:29,
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Good thanks, yourself?Watching the kings speech
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:42,
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I applied for a job over a week ago, with my shiny new CV.Have yet to hear anything. What is the address of your complaints department?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:45,
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this is, in fact, true.http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1207881
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:40,
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I'm not.I did just watch the football though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 21:44,
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Was it worth watching?I saw the first few minutes and couldn't be arsed with it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:49,
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I'm going to go with"a bunch of oily, diving cunts, and their overseas players"
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