Sounds like something out of Akira
Which is weird, cos I had a dream about Akira last night.

Your daughter. Not the film.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She got in a fight yesterday
Some kid bought a toy pirate ship to nursery, she wanted it so she took it. She has a cracking cut on her lip and another on her chin. I'd like to say "You should see the other kid" but I think she lost big time.
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

You want to get her some martial arts training.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Or a gun

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Or I could go kick the shit out of the kid
He's only 3, I can take him!
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I've always wanted to get into a fight with an opponent I could quite literally throw away
Can I come?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Yeh but you have to pick your own kid to beat up
I don't want people thinking I needed help!
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Get him to bring a mate then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

It's a nursery school!
You can go in and take your pick! There's hundreds of the little bastards! Be warned though, in groups of 6 or more they can be lethal.
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

The key is to pick out the unpopular kids who no-one else will play with
It'll be like beating up a version of myself from 30 years ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

years seconds
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

That's nonsense
I'm much bigger now than I was 30 years ago

Otherwise, yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Lol strikethrough
First one in like ages
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

And that makes it better?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I want to say "much better" with a wink but that's too much for me
It was actually the film anyway, and frankly it's not the sort of film you need in your brain at 3am when you can't sleep.

Morning mate.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Very very true
Morning fella, you alright?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

My head is bursting with snot
Otherwise fine thanks, how are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Not too shabby, had some majorly shitty news last night though
My best mates stepdad has had cancer for a few years, beaten it twice, and I found out last night he's got 2 tumours in his brain, and the cancer is now terminal.

I've known this guy almost half my life, they've been my second family, and I'm absolutely gutted.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Oh that's horrible
Really sorry to hear that mate. All the best for the next few weeks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Cheers fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)