the arranged marriages freak me out

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I loved the question.
"Does me having been in prison for three years for money laundering, have any bearing on the matter?"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I had a dream about you last night
And NakedApe. And the film Akira. Your bit was disgusting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

YOUR bit is disgusting

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

That goes without saying
I was impressed with Swipey's though, nonetheless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

so you should be
i'm very good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*arranges marriage between Swipe and Darth*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I'm too poor for her
Perhaps the day after TWL I was desirable to Swipe. No more.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

What you did underwater was especially praiseworthy
How do you hold your breath for that long?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

errr what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

He so wants you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Well he'll just have to fight with monty for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Your bit was particularly weird
as I don't know what you look like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

What happened?
Or do I not want to know? Sometimes date rape isn't as bad as you have no knowledge of it...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

It was pretty vague
Basically you were responsible for my not being able to sleep properly due to some devious plan which involved every position I tried to sleep in becoming strangely uncomfortable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oh for god's sake
I dream bummed you didn't I?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You wish sweetheart
This was my dream, not yours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)