"Nice kilt"
Is it even possible to say that without sounding sarcastic?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You could sound lecherous

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I have a gorgeous kilt darling.
It's kind of like this

www.thescotlandkiltcompany.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x500/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/1/01-skc-8yk_1_2.jpg
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Nice kilt
(It actually is, annoyingly)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

The important thing to remember about wearing a kilt
is that's it's almost impossible to not look good in a kilt.

As long as you get one that fits properly, you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Kilts look shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Only if you are a true Scotsman and don't wipe properly.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)