There is a fucking rag and bone van going up and down the streets outside my house
beeping a stupid fucking horn. I didn't even realise we still had rag and bone men.

What did you find out today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:04, 173 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That you live near Steptoe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I never knew what a rag and bone man was.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

He trades in tampons and erections.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrections?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

It's a shitty looking van
with a big sign on the side saying 'scrap metal removal', which is code for 'pikey'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

now now
wikipedia says it's from a horse drawn carriage and I refuse, refuse to believe otherwise.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

they did used to be.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

they did used to be?
what sort of words are those?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

English words
in a perfectly understandable idiomatic format.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

rag and bone vans did used to be horse-drawn carts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I like this game! Please do go on

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I don't think there's much more mileage in it.
I think we're already flogging a dead horse and cart
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

That the job I've spent about 5 hours setting up is ready to run, and nobody told me to get it started.
I'd driven myself half insane trying to get it ready in a hurry, as I was told it was top priority, only to discover this is only a sample job, and that it's not due out for another 6 days.

Glad it's done, but wound up that I went mental over it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Does this mean you can knob around for 6 days instead?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Sadly not, as there's other stuff to do

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

around MEN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Cracking shot, Bumble! he's guided that through the slip cordon for 4 with a delightful open face.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Show 'em the maker's name

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

If you're gonna flash...flash hard.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

the battyman's holding
the bowler's cock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Not *quite* how I recall the commentary

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

too busy living it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Come here and say that. ;-)

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I would suggest a quick cry
then take yourself off to the pub for the afternoon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I'm out for a few tonight, so that's something to look forward to at least

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I refound this website which is awesome
www.damninteresting.com/the-wrath-of-the-killdozer
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

THINGS.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I dicovered that if Rachelswipe posts a pretty racist comment
she won't get ripped apart anything like as badly as other people have done in the past.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Missed this
Link please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1208680
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

is that the equivalent of "when you live in american you speak american?"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

More like, if you live in America, change your name to Chuck or FUCK OFF

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

More like Billy Bob. Who the fuck names their kid Chuck anyway?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

People who aren't FORRIN

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm not going to point anything out and call myself a racist but we have our own flavourful names here.
I once met a Tyquasia.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Mr and Mrs Norris
AND DON'T YOU FORGET
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I think I just got a judo chop to the boobs! But I don't see anyone!
Chuck Norris, you're good.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I meant to comment on that making her sound thick
but you are right, that was pretty racist
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Don't worry
I'm sure she'll pop in and tell us she was just trolling us, darlings.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I can't believe I didn't spot that before
of course it was trolling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

She's so good at trolling
it's almost impossible to spot that what she writes isn't completely serious and her genuine opinion.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I dunno
RSwipe really does exist in her own little bubble, I wouldn't put it past her to be annoyed with people for not having more considerate surnames.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

sorry, I forgot this (!)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I was going to post exactly that
as in, I think Vipros forgot his (!)

but you beat me to it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Ah...
And now I feel stupid.

Er.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Christ
She really does live in a dream world
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It's a material world and she's a material girl.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I'm trying to think of a way to praise this without sounding gay
Fuck it. POTD.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook!
your mum has!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

sorry.
Wong number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I think that's more because everyone was done with the thread
than because it was Rswipe. I did give it a go but no-one joined in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

It might be something to do with her having phenomenally large jugs and a penchant for 'the boaby'
and this being the internet.

Just a guess though.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

well.
i thought racism was thinking badly of people based on their race, colour, creed, and justifying your treatment of them accordingly.

whinging in a flippant manner because you admit at the outset that you are too ignorant to understand names in other languages, and this is making your job a nightmare because it is impossible to understand from a long string of emails who is who, when the correspondents all address each other by different names depending on their relationship... how is that treating people differently? they're getting exactly the same help/advice as if they were called 1, 2 and 3, and paying the same fee for it, and i'm taking them for the same "get to know your client" lunch... in fact, they are getting better treatment because i've had to spend 2 hours longer on it for free trying to work out who all the individuals are, and i can't bill for that!

come on al, let's hear your explanation of how that is racist, i am genuinely intrigued.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

genuinely?
because you used the word "Asian". You might not have meant it to sound prejudiced, but that's what makes it racist.

If your problem genuinely is with people constantly using different versions of their name in the same document (e.g. "Miss Swipe" , "Rswipe", "rach" etc) then why on earth did you need to mention their ethnicity?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

genuinely?
because i am "an ignoramus" about asian names, not being from any asian culture. and these names in these documents are asian. it was a specific whinge about a specific task. where do i say that the clients are inferior or should be treated badly because of it? i say sarcastically that they should change their names so i can cope with it, which is clearly not a serious comment.

you say lots of things on here that are clearly not serious comments; does that make you a nasty little hypocrite, or does it make you someone who is letting off a bit of steam on here after a shit morning's work?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)

steady
I never said I seriously thought you were racist. I just told you why that makes your post racist.

At no point have I said I took your post seriously. You often put posts up that are deliberately inflammatory, as do I, looking for a rise, you/I provide one back, bit of debate, repeat ad infinitum. What's the big upset about this one?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

That when you feel sick but hungry
a slice of lemon tart is not the right thing to eat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'm not sure I can think of a situation
where a slice of lemon tart is the right thing to eat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Lemon tart is delicious
my mother bought me a whole one yesterday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I definitely can't think of instance where you'd want to eat a whole one

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Obviously you don't know
that I am a fatty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

That's not what you said last night

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm not getting any less clumsy.
but that I make up for it by providing amusement for others.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

That time moves incredibly slowly when you're not doing anythign.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

alright Lampito
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Not too bad
Have Cicero on Tuesday then IT'S ALL DONE. Until the inevitable retake in August. But you know. How's revising going?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

It's not going :(
I look set on course for a magnificent Fourth
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Of course you don't.
I am sure it will all be fine. When do your exams start/finish?
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Start 31st May
finish 17th June. It's bad enough that for one of the modules I can't actually remember being taught it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

You poor thing :(
Keep going, and we'll do something soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Haha getting a Fourth would be an achievement in it's own right
I think it's called a Pass these days
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I didn't know there were such things.
Oh I can't be fucked with this. Silly degree.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I intend to find out
How you feeling on the Cicero? Fancy coming up and coaching me on his bloody philosophy?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Not started yet
I have a lot to do, and it'll be haaaaard.

But worse things hve gone down.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

The nice scottish lady
told me the right way to get the needle in the vain.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Say something nice about their dress sense, but in a slightly sarcastic tone?
I think you mean vein
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

"Nice kilt"
Is it even possible to say that without sounding sarcastic?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

You could sound lecherous

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I have a gorgeous kilt darling.
It's kind of like this

www.thescotlandkiltcompany.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x500/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/1/01-skc-8yk_1_2.jpg
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Nice kilt
(It actually is, annoyingly)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

The important thing to remember about wearing a kilt
is that's it's almost impossible to not look good in a kilt.

As long as you get one that fits properly, you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Kilts look shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Only if you are a true Scotsman and don't wipe properly.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I found out you can access B3ta at my new job.
Hello.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Hello mate
Welcome to your slow-burning P45
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Ah, I'll see how quickly I can get it blocked :)
Liking the Thick Of It reference in your sig by the way.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Congratulations!
You're the first person to spot that. I want to be Malcolm Tucker.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Bit of a Jamie fan myself
Sad ommission from series 3. :(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Jamie's a fucking legend
"Even when I take a shit, and I shit a LOT. Smoking, and a fast metabolism"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

"Well if it isn't Humpty Numpty..
..Sat on a collapsing wall like some clueless, egg cunt."
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

The Crossest Man in Scotland

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I found out that the massive cloud of black smoke everywhere used to be a scrapyard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I've just seen a facebook pic of that
from a mate who works at Newcastle Uni. Cracking cloud of smoke, Gromit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I saw your pictures
it's quite impressive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

The smoke can be seen from 12 miles away apparently!
Just round the corner from work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

And do you have an alibi?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

It was like that when I got there
with the petrol and matches
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Probably some local doing an insurance job

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I found out that Billy Talent are better than I originally thought
and B3th is easily impressed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I hear micropenis is a fetish all it's own.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I like this
*click*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I haven't even sent her a cock pic yet
insufficient zoom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

*calls Nasa*
*borrows very large array*
*fails to find Darth's penis*

This may be due to the fact it spends most of it's time in black holes.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

This deserves more replies as it is a very a witty post
with two jokes in it, thank you.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I clicked it
does that help?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Yes thank you, especially as you told me off yesterday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Strict but fair, NA
that's me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

'there, there'

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

You know I like you mate, so please don't be too wounded by the unbelievably harsh thing I'm about to say
You are Chompy AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I feel left out
all the cool b3tan ladies have had cock gazzes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*sigh*
Hang on...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I've only had hitler cock.
Hope this makes you feel better.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I've only had chicken

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

You shagged Monty?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Now, now
let's not get crazy here
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Red Flag is a good track, as is Devil In A Midnight Mass.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Those are exactly the two that got me listening to them again

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Red Flag was the second song of theirs I heard, catchy as fuck.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I found out that mixing tzatziki and chilli flakes makes an awesome sandwich with some chicken and salad
yeah food, I went there, what's it to you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I live with a greek guy who makes garlic tzatziki from time to time, it's fucking wonderful.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Is it "home made"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

well if you do "live with" a "greek" guy...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I found out that I am Bert, apparently...
I'm sure I'm not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It's because you fucked your sister

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

his sig doesn't inspire confidence

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Again, not all creepy stalkers are Bert...
My sig was created to accompany my attempt at joining in with QOTW (here, if you are interested: www.b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1157415)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

It's worse than expected
He's Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

As I understand it...
This is where I'm supposed to make some slur against your sexuality.
Unfortunately, I'm just not witty enough.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Surely not everyone who has fucked their sister* can be Bert though...
*oh and for what it's worth, I haven't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I'll bet you are!
And you're also Bou and Syncubus and Ding.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Can't I be one of the cool kids?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Alright lurker.
I'm curious. Did you actually follow us that long?
I only just jumped in and started posting.

If you really have been lurking, you'd know that no one here is cool.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Maybe nobody IN YOUR GANG

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

ah man rory, i thought we were homies and shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm a lone wolf here, playing by my own rulez etc etc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Longer
And coolness is relative. Even nerds have a hierarchy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Fess up the goods then, oh observer of our world, a tree diagram will aid no end
Chop chop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Neither funny, nor well executed. And I had to look up what a tree diagram was. Will this do sir?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm going to make a predicition, right now
I've just had an IM from a friend of mine's GF. I'm predicting, right now, that this conversation will consist of her being a mental, and asking me not to shag her girlfriend, even though her girlfriend is (duh) a gay.

Just saying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Oh christ it's worse than I thought
She's talking about FOOTBALL. Now? Really? How insensitive is that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh man this is gold
What else has happened??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

She's one of your lot as well
A Man U fan, I mean. Not a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

But she has one of those too, surely?
and likes the same quality in others?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Good point
I think we may be close to uncovering Rory's true identity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'm like the scarlet Totach, succeeding where that cunt failed
Always one step ahead of the game
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

That was magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

and identifying the tree he should be tied to?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Hahaha
Deforestation is a crime, even if the burning of a tree is necessary and hilarious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Deforestation?
Is that the chemical shower you have to go through when leaving the City Ground?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I'm going to click this
Despite your astonishingly insensitive timing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Apologies for the timing
It's just, I saw an open goal and....well, you know the rest.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

...you hit the crossbar?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*GLESS*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Football?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Not Sex and the City

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I think this might actually be the first time I beat that link

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'm just trying to get a head count here.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

how many so far?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Works better if you bit.ly it
We are wise and hover these days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm so proud. *sniffs*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

In a reply to my own question
I've re-discovered that I quite fancy Josh Grobin. And that he is tolerable to listen to, even when doing a duet with Celine Dion.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I want to make a facetious reference to you using my real name on B3ta
But everyone knows my real name. And my age, and where I come from.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I'm Josh, I'm 32, from Canadia, and I'm some kind of boring analyst or something. Whatever.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

He was on Glee. Twice.
Just saying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

He can be on Mee. Twice
or even more times, if he likes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

+ I went to france and some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I burnt my neck on my hair straighteners the other week
I giggled through the pain, thinking about the Tea Boy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

And your take home pay

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

MARTIN, 32 FROM DUNSTABLE.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)