I found out that I am Bert, apparently...
I'm sure I'm not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's because you fucked your sister

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

his sig doesn't inspire confidence

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Again, not all creepy stalkers are Bert...
My sig was created to accompany my attempt at joining in with QOTW (here, if you are interested: www.b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1157415)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

It's worse than expected
He's Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

As I understand it...
This is where I'm supposed to make some slur against your sexuality.
Unfortunately, I'm just not witty enough.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Surely not everyone who has fucked their sister* can be Bert though...
*oh and for what it's worth, I haven't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I'll bet you are!
And you're also Bou and Syncubus and Ding.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Can't I be one of the cool kids?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Alright lurker.
I'm curious. Did you actually follow us that long?
I only just jumped in and started posting.

If you really have been lurking, you'd know that no one here is cool.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Maybe nobody IN YOUR GANG

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

ah man rory, i thought we were homies and shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm a lone wolf here, playing by my own rulez etc etc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Longer
And coolness is relative. Even nerds have a hierarchy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Fess up the goods then, oh observer of our world, a tree diagram will aid no end
Chop chop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Neither funny, nor well executed. And I had to look up what a tree diagram was. Will this do sir?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)