It's got to be awkward when a new partner has a birthday
Do you go all out on the proper girlfriend type present and risk looking like a bunny boiler, or do you give them a box of Roses and a manly handshake?

Well played.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It was a bit expensive and impressive
given that we've only been seeing other 6 weeks or so...but it was worth it to see the look on his face. Presents are for making other people happy, after all.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

^this
I do fucking *amazing* presents.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'm buggered if I know how to top that for Christmas though.
mind you, he'll probably have dumped me by then.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

You're going to have to pull out all the stops
I would suggest arranging for the lead singer of said band to fellate him gently while the rest play instrumental hits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Get him some sexy underwear for you.
He'll appreciate it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Hahaha!
that's a good idea actually, I'm pretty sure he's already seen most of the sexy pants I've got...
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

on the floor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)