My wirfe has the most lovely work colleage and friend, she is utterly lovely in every way and life just shits on her constantly
so I sent her some flowers.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*cough*tapping that*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

She's 50 odd, and just so sweet
bad shit list in the last two years:

breast cancer
double mastectomy
disabled sister died
mother developed dementia
mother had to move in with her
no love life
manager is a rude fucking cunt who is trying to bully her out of her job that she loves
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

+ she knows you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

that was the icing on the cake
that and the spunk drenched flowers I sent her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Its the spunk that counts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)

That's Hallmark's new slogan

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Whatever you do don't lick the envelopes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

mmmm salty

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

*click*
For your ability to go from lovely, caring bloke to spunk-drizzling sex offender in two posts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

posts strokes
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)