Beaches?!
Jesus. I've nowt against chick flicks but that's just bollocks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They are all shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'll see your absurd generalisation
and raise you Roman Holiday, Adam's Rib and Gone With The Wind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Not seen any of them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You haven't seen GONE WITH THE WIND?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Frankly my dear
I couldn't give a fuck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Haven't seen it, have no inclination to see it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

It's shit, bent as fuck and seems interminable.
People who like it are space-docking homos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

^this
so much this. One of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune to see the entirety of. A turgid, overly-long soap-opera
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

But, Monty, it's borderline racist in parts!
You like racism!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

If it was a Ku Kux Klan snuff film I might enjoy it, But it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I imagine you're quite the fan of Birth of a Nation
Must have been quite the event, the release of that. Tell us about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Is that a Barry Norman quote?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Yup.
Whilst in Lancaster a couple of weeks ago Lusty pointed out that you can buy Barry Norman pickled onions - the label is made to look like a reel of film. If you can name a weirder 'celebrity' food endorsement I won't burn your house down with you in it tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Might be his own take on Paul Newman's salad dressing range
Barry fucking loved the Newman.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Maybe it is, but that's not enough to stop my torching 'Bill Clay's' house tonight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

With the amount of damp in the walls I'd applaud the effort
How about Smokey Robinson's Pot Roast - The Soul Is In The Bowl
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

That's not moisture. It's petrol. I've been planning this for years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

It's a brave man that'd walk into my town with a can of petrol
Make sure you're discreet when you light it though, they've had to alter the Olympic torch route so as not to spook the locals.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

1. Shit
2. Fucking shit
3. Utter and complete fucking shit


Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)