BBC1 NOW YOU FECKLESS HEATHENS
God I love Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:01, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have a man crush on Obama

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Fiona Bruce dude, Fiona MF Bruce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

She's sultry
but what the fuck is she wearing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

too much.
All legs and eyebrows.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljQMpgVY5mg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

what is she doing right now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:33, Reply)

No idea.
How are you Captain? Long time, not pun down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I'm not bad, my friend
Just not had the pun muse on me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Are the little piggies get more confident now, and how is the webpage coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

webpage I've not had time for
piggies went outside for the first time today. They were pretty scared until I joined them in the run, then they were less scared and spent a while running around me and eating all the dandelion leaves. This made me happy.

how's your life of dogfucking?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Oh, the dogfucking is keeping me well busy, innit. You know how I roll*
*(Usually with someone shouting, 'roll over, good boy!' and then patting my head)

So you've been elected 'pack leader' by the piggies then, this must make you happy. Anymore play-ground patrol this week, or have you sorted out all the loser?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I kind of meant that last as a 'hey, how's it going, what you up to'
but in, like /ot language.

Yeah, I was surprised, they are still pretty nervous around me, but clearly outside is scarier.

There was some dealing with playground issues today, but by next friday they *should* all be sorted. also, if al is right there will be fingering. I suspect he's wrong, though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I'm good thanks.
Had a shit week, so I'm going away for the weekend.

You need to start putting people in detention!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:55, Reply)

ooh, anywhere good?
Why's it been a shit week?

(re. detention, I'd keep one of them* behind after school, nudge nudge, wink wink)


*I'd like to clarify that this is not a student
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I'm going to Ibiza for the weekend.
I reckon getting cunted on San Miguel is the way forward.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:03, Reply)

to some phat beats?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Nah, I'll find a rock bar somewhere!
I ain't down wit da kids.

Although if I find some pills and some old skool techno I'll have a bit of fish sizing and box building!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:08, Reply)

S'up with your week?
thanks for that link by the way, I entered the competition.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I hope you win
(And then leave TC and decide you want to take me with you instead!)

:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Haha, TC isn't a massive fan of Elbow
so I would probably ask you anyway!
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:33, Reply)

*Glees*
Yay!

I've been. Working on a cocktail, called grounds for divorce....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:54, Reply)

A poem for you all
God has angels, this I know,
Because the preacher told me so.
Hell has devils, I know this,
because SHIT BASTARD FUCK CUNT PISS.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

that's nice
good news for dogs at the end of the world eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I'm digging through stuff I wrote 10 years ago on Usenet
and finding a surprisingly large amount I have no memory of. /Exorcistlolz
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:52, Reply)

No thanks
I'm listening to some good classical music though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Did you watch any telly last night Amberl?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Yup
I saw W******* R***, then I watched The History Boys. You?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I also watch the WR and whilst I'm not that sure about this series
I still quite enjoyed it. Have you seen anymore of that Hotel show I suggested?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I wasn't sure on it
I think they're being horrible to the new teacher unnecessarily. Haven't seen anymore of the Hotel show because I can't download anything here, only stream it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I'm not sure where you'd be able to stream it from.
I'm hoping that the cancer storyline will be done well, but given the way the series has started, I doubt it will be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:09, Reply)

True
they've really sealed off the chances of a miracle cure though, the actress must be leaving the show,
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I'm not sure how old (IRL) the 'kid' actors are
So I suppose Uni and other life opportunities are probably resonable reasons for being written out.

But as the whole thing is a bit 'Hollyoaks' anyway, a high turnover of actors is par for the course anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:17, Reply)

This is true
What do you think on the new English teacher?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:20, Reply)

This is the former Tory who spends the majority of her time sending people to the cooler, yes?
I fully expect some sort of 'big secret' to come out at some point.

Either that, or she ends up going out with Tom.

What do you make of the Maths teacher?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Yeah
it seems unrealistic. She's obviously a good teacher with no discipline problems, but Karen was giving the caretaker more autonomy than she was her.

The maths teacher, hmm, not sure. Surely he couldn't have thought that clothing looked good? What do you think of the caretaker?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:31, Reply)

He is lacking a Jerome Flynn and a number one hit that'll stay at the top of the charts for weeks!
There has got to be more to the English teacher than it appears. Expect scandal to follow shortly.

As for the Maths teacher, I thought Grantley was supposed to be the 'joke' teacher, but clearly not anymore. And where is the Home Ec woman now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:41, Reply)

She's probably making money
off her romance novel.

Shall we take a bet on which episode Sam kicks the bucket in?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Okay, I say.....
A pint (or similar) that it'll be the penultimate episode.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I say the second to last
so they could do the obvious memorial business etc in the final one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:59, Reply)

So just to be crystal.
You are saying there will be two more episodes in the series, AFTER Sam dies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:02, Reply)

no
one more. There will the dying episode, and then the final episode
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:04, Reply)

So we've made the same bet.
I can see only equal losers, or two rounds coming from this.

Either way, neither of us will be massive losers, so I approve of the bet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:08, Reply)

No you said the final episode
I'm saying the one before the final episode. Surely not the same?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I said the penultimate episode!
Come on Oxford, get with it! :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Oops brainfail!
Fine, you have that, and I'll take the last one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:12, Reply)

I don't know what I debated the point.
It'll probably cost me a drink!

I'll bet you only drink doubles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:13, Reply)

A single G&T will do fine
I'm assuming yours is a cider
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:15, Reply)

No. I'm off the cider. I have been few several weeks now.
I was getting really bad chest pains and feeling rotten with just a few pints inside me. Granted, this is probably the result of 18 years of cloudy, but I'm staying away from the apples for a bit.

Either a nice, premium lager, a glass of dry white wine or a vodka will suffice.

*Prays for the timely death of the TV character!*

How is Uni going? (see you on the left if we are too far to the right)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Greg Davies was very good.
Plus there were several lovely redheads in the audience.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:26, Reply)

What are you on about Bob
*Not down with popular culture alert*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Very tall stand up comedian who used to be a teacher.
Very funny show all round.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:29, Reply)

And did you speak to any of the lovely redheads?
'Hi, I'm Bob - I kill kittens, have you got a pussy that needs my lethal injection?' Is the sort of line that I'd imagine would get any gash dripping.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:31, Reply)

One was in the balcony and the other two had partners with them so wouldn't have been appropriate.
I still feel guilty about the kitten.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Still, I've give you that killer line for when dame opportunity strikes and an appropriate redhead appears.
You'll be up to your nuts in guts in no time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Uni could be better
sorry to hear about the cider. Stick to the vodka
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Don't be sorry!
It is probably a warning sign. I've got to be honest, cloudy cider from farms that is advertised 'not suitable for veggies' probably isn't the best thing to have been drinking anyway.

I'm quite enjoying lager at the moment as it goes, it is quite refeshing to drink something that taste 'pure'.

What problems are you having with Uni, and are you still hoping to move to law, or have you had any other thoughts?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Exams soon
not thinking of anything past that to be honest.

I had cider with dinner yesterday actually. It was rather nice. How's the job hunting going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I'm still contracting.
So there is money coming in, and litting going out at the moment, but I'm getting increasingly attracted to things like 'sick pay' and 'pensions'

So who knows what the future holds.

The impending exams, are they towards you finals?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:36, Reply)

They are my finals :)
Have you seen this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:43, Reply)

I can say with all honesty.
I've never seen that before, and neither do I expect anyone I know to have sent me the link.

What is your degree in (exactly).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Mostly Ancient History
it's a good link. I had a friend watch it, then come to me and make me promise not to laugh. I promised and she said 'you do history, can you tell me who Lenin and Stalin were'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:58, Reply)

Ouch.
I'm not that stupid!

Close to it of course, but not quite that devoid of history.

What is your predicted grade, and are you still hoping a law placement?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 May 2011, 0:59, Reply)