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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't have a schedule for my masturbation, but now you mention it that might not be a bad idea.I reckon I can squeeze one out between QI and watering next door's flowers next Tuesday.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:12,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:15,
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I saw that yesterday, a masterful bit of misdirection leading up to it had me guffawing like a twat.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:18,
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I have to admit, that's how I read it as well.Why not combine the wank with the flower watering? See how far round the flower bed you can get before you run out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 May 2011, 9:16,
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