Hmmm, I haven't really eaten properly this past few days
and right now a sausage and egg sandwich is sounding properly good. I might just buy a bunch of butcher's sausages, eggs and bread and make rounds of them tonight after beer. MMMmmmmm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Arrr man, can i come to yours tonight?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

No, the local authority doesn't grant us licences to entertain massive fuckwit bender kangaroo-fuckers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Flid off you foot licking piss nose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Cart my jockstrap, clunge-breathing ass cancer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Just because you smoke dog shit burgers through your arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Better than snorting crusty pus off the belly of a syphilitic dwarf hooker smacked out on cow-beans.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Maybe, but we all know you spend your Friday nights
hooked up on CAYKE with your head in a fat man's fetid anus you Ocelot fingering cum sponge
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

WUV WOO!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Arse.
Turns out today is the day most of the office is doing a Chinese take-out for lunch (I'm not, it's shit) and for some reason that means they don't want a hot sandwich. So there's not enough demand for the minimum delivery order for hot sandwiches.

Fucksocks. I shall have to buy a sausage roll from the sandwich lady when she turns up and microwave it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)