This^
I've just had to renew my car insurance for tomorrow. If I've spent £319 and the world ends I'm going to be fucking furious
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm off on honeymoon on Sunday
so that'd be a bit of a shitter for me and all. Could have spent the costs of the wedding on coke and hookers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You could have had them at the wedding

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I just got insured on my mate's car, it's going to be nice to have a little range again.
She's massively pregnant so I may get roped into an emergency early-morning race to Stoke Mandeville.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I may have driven "slightly" over the limit when Mrs Cow went into labour the last time
as we had to go to a hospital about 20 miles away, rather than the one 1.5 miles away who had just closed their maternity department.

2am speeding FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I hate it when that happens, the other week I fancied a late-night snack, there is a chinese across the road that stops taking orders at 11 and I waited until PMQT had a break...
... but I didn't realise that the BBC don't show adverts so I was too late and ended up having to have a bag of crisps instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I reckon you'd beat any of the inmates there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)