Just been to the osteopath to sort my dodgy shoulder
Jesus shitting christ ona kitten it hurt, she should be employed by the US to torture people at Guantanamo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

perhaps she is
*dodgy eyes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

She's only 5' 2" but caused me more pain than I thought imaginable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

it's the small ones you've got to watch for, I'm telling you
fiesty bitches
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I have to go back for the next 6 weeks
Don't make me Kristine, I don't wanna!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

that's what you get for being a naughty boy

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I thought I got, ya know, Krizzle time for that in the basement?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

never mix business with pleasure, darling

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Unless you are a nympho-hooker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You have to wonder with chronic injuries like that
whether you have to go through a certain amount of Lots of Pain in order to overcome the low-level pain that is/was you dodgy shoulder, and therefore whether the most painful treatment is the fastest and most effective. After all, you went to an osteopath, who has caused you a lot of pain but has hopefully fixed the problem, whereas if you'd been to a homeopath because she'd basically have just thrown some water over you. This wouldn't solve the problem but at the same time, wouldn't cause you any extra pain. Unless you were made out of something water soluble, like salt. Though if you were made of salt then you'd be so brittle that the osteopath would have snapped our shoulder clean off, causing you even more pain but ultimately removing the problem of your dodgy shoulder. So perhaps you should settle for being simple, pure sodium instead of fancy crystalline compound salt, because that would be much more malleable. Though conversely, the homeopath throwing water on you would probably have set you on fire. Like a really extreme version of Deep Heat, perhaps.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Thank you for this enlightening ESSAY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Thought it might take your mind off the pain for a few minutes.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Thanks very much
Funny you mention it but I actualy used to have Cancer/AIDS and was dying but was saved by homeopathy and the raw vegetable diet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

When you die I want your brain in a jar.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Do you want a straw with that luv?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You are Dr Hfuhruhurr AICMFP

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

SO. MANY. POINTS.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Cracking film

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

TL;DR
no, I tried, I promissed, but I get sick easily these days, and there were too many words and lines wiggling around in that post.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I went to see an osteopath 6 weeks ago about my bad back.
8 appointments later, he put my back into a spasm after the 1st appointment, gave me sciatica, and is now treating me for free because he feels so bad about it.

As a Yorkshire-born Scotsman, I'm not sure whether this is a result or not.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm going to an ostepath on Monday for the 1st time ever.
Hope they are good. Not even sure what they do.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)