Your day?
The late noughties?

(you're young)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he's older then I am :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I've got t shirts older than you.
(I actually have)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I don't think I can match this claim
but I've got a pair of Converse All-Stars that I bought in 1996 that I still wear. I'm assuming that's younger than Poppet, if she's at Uni...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I have a jumper I bought in Paris when I was 18
It is now nearly 20 years old. Christ, that's depressing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

by 4 years.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Ugh, this must be how it feels to be Monty
Except without the painful kidneys. You must be the youngest OT resident then surely? Lampers?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

No, I'm a year older. I think?
Possibly 2.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I think we have a new champion
Who's oldest? Haven't seen Larry Vest in a while so he's out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

She's four years older than your shirt,
what are you math-fails banging on about?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

"the shirt is younger than Poppet"
"yes, the shirt is younger than me by 4 years"

shirt is younger than me by 4 years = I am older than the shirt by 4 years.

Your point?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

You don't expect me to read these posts properly do you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

-shrugs-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

No, it was a shirt.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/shit-bathroom.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

That really made me lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

What a dreadful pun. I bet you stole that one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Ouch. That took a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You have no idea what she's cape-able of...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

And you should know.
I have puns. Cag-oule of the puns.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

That's right. He'll fleece anyone.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Well I thought it was funny anyway

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Glad to hear it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

bloody hell.
that's scary....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I have a Thee Hypnotics t shirt I bought in 1989.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

That's older than me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Yeah thanks love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I got told off on the bus for complaining how 21 is old.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Rightly so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I thought I was going to be 20 this year :(
What does scare me is that my passport expires when I'm 29.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

My passport expires in October
It'll be 10 years since I started sixth form college and it is mightily depressing.
(berk, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh boo fucking hoo Berk.
I started 6th Form in about 1990.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

GUESS WHEN I WAS BORN LOL
Yeah, I was in second year of secondary school when Crow started uni.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Nice to know I'm not the only MASSIVE NONCE on here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

We are within half-your-age-plus-7 so we're fiiine.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Just...you'd better hurry up and get older after my next birthday...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Nope 26 (argh!) still puts it at 20.
Next birthday I will be 23, is that better?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Ah, ok, I was never sure if it's "less than" or "less than or equal to"
And, erm...22, surely?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I always went with "less than", the age it gives is the last acceptable age you can nob.
I am suggesting artificially inflating my age
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Suits me...
_{Fair enough, I just worried for a second that my inner nonce was about to be disappointed...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Fucking hell, you would have been and all...
I am still envious of those of you who can grow up without any experience of the 1980s.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Why, was it that bad?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Some of it was fucking great.
Hip hop and the Free Festival scene - and the dawn of Acid House and raving at the end of the decade - everything else was shit - apart from Grange Hill and Deacon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

To be fair - and you'll hate me for saying this, but -
I was too young to really remember any of it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I hate you for many other things than this.
This is merely a garnish on my piled-high platter of Crow-hatred.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

And we know how much you love a mouthful
of Crow's oozing, meaty hatred
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

You forgot 'suppurating'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Fucking hell
In 1990 I was in 3rd year at Uni. How can you actually be younger than me?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

HAHAHAHA GRANDAD!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Not *quite*
My kids are only 11 and 13. Although it's not totally unheard of in these parts...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You want scary?
I've taught students who are only a year older than you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Like that stops a Yorkshireman...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

To be fair, my cousins are both Yorkshiremen, and around your age (I think)
they don't whinge much (yet), but one of them lives in London now and does talk about how it's not as good as Yorkshire a fair bit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)