You'll be able to hear me shortly; which floor do you work on again?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm moving around today, the best idea will be to do it in the lift, but hit every button to the top, so you can cover all floors
...What a bizarre mental image.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Or I could just spaff into the central air-conditioning
so it will eventually be distributed all around your office block, meaning you could be blessed with a lungful of my frustrated swimmers whichever floor you're on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

But that's only one sense being assaulted
The lift idea means you could easily assault up to 4 senses at the same time
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oh, I've been saving them up
You won't just get a faint whiff of the stuff, it will spray through those vents and into the offices as a fine, off-white mist.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

central air-conditioning coffee machine
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'll have a full fat latte please...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

full man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

THATTS TH JOWK

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I was reading from the bottom up
something you will be familiar with
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)