Breasts, i like them, how about you?
Why do girls look down at them when they walk along? Are they checking that they are still there or is it cleavege level check?

ALT: I am now so addicted to internet shopping that when a parcel arrives I can't even remember what's in it. What bad habits does the internet cause you participate in?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:12, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alt: masturbation

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

+in public whilst screaming the Lords Prayer.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

You'll be able to hear me shortly; which floor do you work on again?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I'm moving around today, the best idea will be to do it in the lift, but hit every button to the top, so you can cover all floors
...What a bizarre mental image.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Or I could just spaff into the central air-conditioning
so it will eventually be distributed all around your office block, meaning you could be blessed with a lungful of my frustrated swimmers whichever floor you're on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

But that's only one sense being assaulted
The lift idea means you could easily assault up to 4 senses at the same time
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oh, I've been saving them up
You won't just get a faint whiff of the stuff, it will spray through those vents and into the offices as a fine, off-white mist.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

central air-conditioning coffee machine
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'll have a full fat latte please...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

full man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

THATTS TH JOWK

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I was reading from the bottom up
something you will be familiar with
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

alt: swearing inventively.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

ROLLERBLADING MINGEFLAPS!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Best band name EVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

TWUNTING NOBFAIRY !!!!!11!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

They are fairly magnificent.
I'll assume a cleavage level check, and to make sure they're still covered properly.

Alt: Making incredibly inappropriate jokes is the worst thing, I find.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Alt: it causes me to associate with the most dismal, cretinous and downright irritating cunt on earth.
Or 'NakedApe' as you are known.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

: =(
This post makes baby Hitler cry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Cheer up, baby Hitler!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Jews are awful mean
but you'll have planned their destruction, before you're
out of your teee-eee-eee-eens
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

sometimes to check if they've not jumped out.
It can be a problem when running down stairs.

Alt: Oh god, I'm awful with internet shopping. And I'm a serial refresh stabber.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

At least you're not a serial shit stabber like NakedApe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Or a frozen one, like Kroney...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Just a serial shit stabbee.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

They're trying to avoid your terrifying glare.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'm not Bill
or Bert for that matter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I like breasts
My ex thought she had the best tits on earth. They were huge, but hugely saggy, due to the fact that she's fat as fuck. My current GF has much smaller ones, but they're very perky and provide hours of entertainment.

Alt: I did exactly the same last week. A parcel arrived and I thought 'what the fuck have I bought? I'm skint, why have I been wasting money on the internet?'

Thankfully it was only a £7 printer cartridge.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

If I had breasts, I'd also look at them all the time. I'm not surprised they do.
I love breasts, me.

I'm not terribly good with money and the internet makes it so easy and presents so many opportunities to be even worse.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

*not terribly good with money fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

*washes hands immediately*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Breasts are super, smashing and great
Alt: I keep subscribing to 3 issues for a £1 magazine offers and forgetting to cancel the direct debits. Plus, there's only so many free mini toolkits I need and none of them make reading Computer Shopper any more interesting.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Are you Ol' Murder Eyes Bill
or a different Bill?
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

No, I don't fit that 'Bill'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Ah, just checking.
Monty has a peculiar phobia, but then Monty's a different kind of Bill altogether.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

He seems an alright sort (apart from threatening to burn my house down last week)

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

You'll learn.

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)

morning shitbags
I have no bad habits.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You do seem to have given up the croissants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

haven't eaten any for ages

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Gravity well, innit
Pulls the chin downwards. This is why women's neck muscles are so much better developed than men's. True story.

Alt: trying to think of new ways of saying "fuck off".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

boooored
So has anyone taking part actually sent their randomburn CD's out yet because I have and I have in turn received fuck all.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

No, I haven't.
But that's because I didn't take part what with having no interest in listening to other peoples' piss poor idea of good music.

I'd end up getting Darth in the draw and receiving a CD full of Steps and Lady Gaga songs. Or Agnostic Antichrist and getting a load of Green Day and My Chemical Romance. Or Monty and receiving a bunch of Steppenwolf or even, God forbid, Vipros and his CD of Megadeth and Rammstein.

Worst idea in the history of ideas, is Randomburn.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

There's no Green Day or My Chemical Romance even on my PC.
I think I've got a Rolf Harris track in there, but I can't remember beyond that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Aren't you supposed to be hibernating?

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Nope, decided not to this year, bit busy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I didn't ask who took part
I asked if those that did have sent anything.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I'll admit, I haven't sent mine yet
They're going tomorrow, but you're not on my list anyway!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Fuck OFF
Steps indeed. Gaga is fucking brilliant though.

Oh, and as far as "worst idea in the history of ideas" goes, I'll thank you to remember the horror of It's A Royal Knockout.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

God. Gaga is not brilliant, fucking or otherwise.

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Gaga is the biggest triumph of style over substance since Madonna
(Who is, in turn, the biggest triumph of style over substance since David Cunting Bowie)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Still, in these times of austerity and environmental awareness, she is extremely diligent.
I've not heard so many recycled bars since Status Quo.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Quo, to their credit,
Never felt the need to dress up in distended disco balls or slabs of meat to divert attention from their music. They, like AC/DC have never pretended be anything sophisticated musically.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

The difference is that I like AC/DC
and I don't like Quo.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Meh. To each their own.
I've limited patience with them myself, but I've got more time for them than I have for Gaga.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

you are just envious
that she has achieved enough success to be able to go on TV in high heels that have a lucite dildo in place of the heel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

It'd be more honest of her to wear a Simpsons tie.
She's a Colin.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

it seems unlikely
that out of thousands of songs I have on my computer, that the couple of Rammstein albums, or the 4 Megadeth songs would be selected
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Oh right, well then Guns'N'Roses or Crazytown
or whatever.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

god Crazytown were shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I think it was them that tried to play a metal festival one year
and had the entire crowd turn their backs on them.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

good
fucking shite.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Were Crazytown the wankers that made a single out of rapping over a looped RHCP sample?
If so, I agree wholeheartedly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

that's the one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

God they were fucking shit.
(Sorry, I felt it needed saying again.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Crazytown were to metal
what Daphne and Celeste were to pop.

Fucking embarrassing.
( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Good news!
30" of their comeback single has been leaked onto the internet, I'll find it and post it for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

30" of my "comeback single" has just leaked
ALL OVER the internet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

You are gay for Crazytown

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Oh.
I thought you were talking about Daphne and Celeste.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Cr L

lolol
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

But Guns and Roses were brilliant
*You're my butterfly, sugar,baby!*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Come my lady, come come my lady, you're a butterfly, sugar, baby.
INSPIRED
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

My tracklist
1 - Dean Koontz - The Fear* - Chapter 4
2 - Micheal Chricton - Jurrasic Park - Chapter 19
3 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Chapter 14
4 - Semisonic - Closing Time
5 - SemiSonic - Closing Time
6 - Dean Koontz - The Fear - Chapter 3
7 - c:\windows\sounds\ding.wav
8 - c:\program files\valve\half life 2\assets\audio\footstep.mp3
9 - Will Smith - wIllenium
10 - Semisonic - closing time




* Yeah', can't think of any of his books off-hand.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Probably one of the more original track lists, I'd say.

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Needs MOAR Semisonic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Those 3 Semisonics are my 'swaps', the random function put some Will Young on and I don't want people thinking I'm a fan of bad music.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I think it's unlikely anybody would think that, Gonz.

( Kroney, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I hope not, I'd hate for someone to put my musical tastes on par with Monty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'd buy that album.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)