I am too. Capital letters in the middle of words. Tut.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Appalling. Utterly appalling
What are schools coming to?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I'm shocked, appalled and disgusted.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

If you fart now you'll just evaporate.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

If I fart now
There's a danger I may be too weak to control my sphincter and just drop the entire contents of my bowels on the chair.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Alpalled surely?

( wanderlust, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I haven't pulled for ages
About 7 years in fact.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You pulled a good'un for life though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I thought so.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Not anymore?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

That sounded terrible didn't it
I didn't mean it like that. I still think she's the bestest in the whole world.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

awwww you're a softie really.

( wanderlust, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Yep, he's not the cunt we all think he is.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I might be the cunt RachelSwipe thinks I am.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Why?
Are you going to be particularly nasty to her for some reason? Surely she hasn't done anything to deserve that, has she?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

She flounced the other day
citing me as the reason because I pointed out that she had made a fairly racist comment.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Ah...missed that one.
I do love a good flounce.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

It was a rubbish flounce
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1208971
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Some of the replies were mildly entertaining
I smirked briefly.

In a non-racist way.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I thought she came back soon after to say she wasn't flouncing, but I may have imagined it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Does this mean her bash is cancelled?
Awwww man, I was well up for a bit drinking in a pub.

yeah, I'm all heart me.
( wanderlust, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Apparently, but you know, don't quote me on this, but anyway yeah, apparently
you're allowed to go to pubs and drink even if people on the internet haven't told you to go there.

But also, if you want to come round DiTs gaff we're gonna be watching the boxing and drinking beer like men. It will make a nice change from our usual evenings activities
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Wait, you mean you can go to the pub with people you know
from work, or university or church choir or something?

That is crazy talk! So crazy I might just have to give it a try.

In all honesty though I think I may have to say goodbye to a social life for the summer. :(
( wanderlust, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I bloody hope not,
I've booked the fucking train tickets.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

It's alright DG.
You and me can go to the pub and have a good time.
( wanderlust, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

*claps hands excitedly*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 May 2011, 22:41, Reply)

It's not cancelled - still on the calendar
And if Swipey pulls out there are still enough of us down to have it anyway. It's what she'd want :)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:41, Reply)

This is true.
I just need to book a hotel.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Totally is, we went to see Suede on Saturday night. Last person bar about 3 that I ever thought I'd see them with

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

And you always will. This is a good thing since she puts up with you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)