I did a reasonable cosmetic job when I thought I was due an inspection.
This time it's going to be a major top-to-bottom clean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"Hoovering" up any old MDs I'll wager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

best way to clean up after a party is to get some speedfreaks round

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

haha!
....and tell them a few wraps went missing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I knew a chap
who sucked a dog's cock for a wrap of speed....that didn't even exist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

AA would use any excuse to get into Bella's pants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

This is spectacularly offensive on several levels and I applaud this post heartily on that basis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Thank you I rather liked it at well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

was it you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm afraid it was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It really wasn't. I have no time for speed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I used to love it
Looking back, I'm not really sure why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I never acquired a liking for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

The joke is on you.
I don't even like taking speed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

There's a wrap of DMT down the back of my records, I am almost certain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Can i suggest this is a good thing to find and clear up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

No need.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

what's DMT?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

The strongest drug I've ever taken, by about a million per cent.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Sounds delightful!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

It's the closest thing to religious experience I am ever likely to have.
It makes even a very large dose of LSD (500+ micrograms) seem like very small potatoes indeed. It's not something I'd recommend to everyone but if you are strong of mind it's literally revelatory. Heavy duty shit maaaaan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I propose you clean first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It only lasts about 5 minutes. I can do both.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Seems a waste
5 mins is too short
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

At the risk of sounding like a tosser
normal concepts of time go out the window along with such notions as 'self' etc - 5 minutes can seem like an eternity, or the blink of an eye. And to be honest much longer than that and you might never come back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Deeeeep maaaaan
I want some!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think you'd like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm sure I would

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)