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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning AA
I've had a traumatic morning thus far. Took the dog out for a walk this morning and he managed to get hold of a dead blackbird. I had to pick him up by his neck to sotp him swallowing it whole, wrestle him down to the ground and pin him down, then pull the bird out of his mouth, avoiding teeth and claws. To make things even worse, the bird's head also fell off during the struggle, covering me in blood!

How not to want anything to eat today, including Marmite!

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Vipper's suggestion of putting it on your toast with boiled eggs is champion. I now also add it to a cheese toastie
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Marmite and cheese are a magnificent combination
And that blackbird thing just sounds fucking awful!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)
It was!
I've just found beheaded bird blood on my coat sleeves
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

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