WTF?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking magnificent
However, this just makes me facepalm.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Careful you don't break a nail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*dials 999*
I actually had to do this the other day, some kids had set fire to a large tree in the park across the road from us. Had it fallen, could have been quite dangerous.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Fucking ouch!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Indeed
ouch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I wonder how long it'll take him to hel.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

ium
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Jesus wept.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It's all downhill from here today.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

*goes back to bed*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

This would be a quality pun if B3ta had spellcheck
Edit: Excellent save
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)