It was a bit embarrasing
Listening this morning to this minister or something (a woman) telling him on a speech that he had to keep going with his poetry because the way he talked was poetry and that was the way go lead a country... I thought she was going to kneel in front of him and kiss his shoes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I heard an MP describing how they ahd all fought each other to get close and shake his hand
like the proletariat might, he also said he wouldn't wash it for three days.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I heard an MP stuck a photo of Obamas face to the bathroom mirror so that when he was wanking
it looked like obama was staring back at him and wanking too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

ha ha ha
Did he rub bootpolish onto his cock?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Na, he whacked it against the taps.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Only a fat, pasty Obama

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)