I am going to insist on travelling first class whenever I am forced to use an inter-city train in future.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have a small child kicking my seat and wailing
But only from time to time. Hence EVEN MORE ANNOYING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Turn around and threaten to rip his shitty little head off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Turn around, imagine you have just had an alcoholic drink
and then punch them really hard in the face.

You know, if you were in first class, they actually have someone that comes round and does that for you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I've not got drunk or punched anyone in ages.
Last act of violence was slapping Crow with a piece of bread, I think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

You MONSTER
he'll be in traction for months
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)