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Well I make that lunch TIME*.*Just for B3th
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:40,
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Cool. I was just thinking about lunch.What are you making then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:41,
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I'll go out and pick something up.No idea what. I might get a sausage sandwich on white bread with HP sauce.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:42,
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You just said you were making lunch!You lied to me, Jeff. I want someone to make me lunch!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:43,
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If he went the way of the Cravendale catsthere wouldn't be a bit of food left in the house. Also, I'm not sure I fancy tripe and liver, which are two of his favourite things.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:51,
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Liver and Onions is great!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:03,
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Oh man, remember when I felt sorry for you, Chompy?That was boring. Now I'm going to point and laugh, while I eat my fatarse lunch, whatever it decides to be.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:44,
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It's my own fault for not getting up early enough to make something nice.(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I'm thinking poached egg on toastThat has some vague pretence at being not too lardy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:46,
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I might do poached egg with asparagus for dinner,I'm shit at poached eggs though, really shit.
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Do the "20 seconds in the shell first" thingbefore you crack them into the water. Makes them stay together better
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:48,
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I do them in the microwaveSmall coffee cup, bit of water, 1 minute in microwave. Add egg, 40 seconds on full power. Blinding.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49,
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IntriguingI shall give that a try
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:12,
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I really like sprinkling sea salt and butter over aspagous and putting it in the oven for 20 minutes so the ends crisp up.Really nice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:58,
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With ease, if it's melted, you spanner.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:03,
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Melt it, then sprinkle it.For crying out loud, B3th.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:14,
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Freeze it and then great it.But for those who CBA to do that, dollop the butter and sprinkle the sea salt.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:05,
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If I get you in the Secret Santa, you're totally getting a dictionary; )
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:06,
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=) To be honest, if you've only just noticed my spellings, then you're the one who needs the dictionary.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:08,
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Not sure how that will help with dyslexia.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:08,
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I feel fairly certain that Gonz's computer already has a dictionary function in it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:15,
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Asparagus is best on the griddle, I reckon.Drizzled just prior to serving with balsamic vinegar and QOTW olive oil, and topped with black pepper and parmesan shavings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:05,
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Have you had them done in the microwave? I do a well nice meal which is 100% microwave.Poach an egg in the microwave (mug 50% water plus egg in it for 1:40ish), and on another plate put a muffin cut in half with layer of loads of aspagous on each top with some butter... then put the poached egg on top of the muffin and enjoy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:07,
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I haven't.I need microwave recipes, my oven's broken.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:09,
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I do a wicked carbonara in the microwave, I go get a microwave pasta meal....etc.The poached egg works well, fill a mug half way with water, crack an egg in it, then turn it on for 1:20, and then another 10s to check, another 10s, check... etc. Until it's how you like it. Watch out though because too much and it'll explode. Then sive/slotted-spoon it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:12,
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Didn't the microwave come with a book of recipes?They usually do. I think I have one somewhere.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:15,
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That is the big square white box on the bench(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:15,
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ho hosilver ackshully.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:18,
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Jeff Beck's dyslexic followup single.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:47,
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THIS IS MY SECOND BEST POST IN MONTHS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:59,
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Mine was given to me by a colleague so I got no recipe book.I did once see a fucking hilarious microwave cookbook from when they were new, telling you how to do the perfect roast chicken etc.
Almost as funny as Delia Smith's early books. 'Take a tin of pineapple chunks, spray canned Anchor cream on it and top with a glace cherry' etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:18,
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Just eaten mine, back to editing films for the afternoon. Hooters was average stayed for a drink and some wings then Went to cv much better.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:44,
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'Average' is a strange descriptionWere the big-titted-boilers tidy, were the drinks expensive and was the chicken nice?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:45,
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But did you get hooters in your face, Bobby?that's what they do for birthdays, isn't it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:46,
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Grand!Wholemeal pitta
Red pepper hummous
Olives
Sun-dried tomato
Proscuitto ham
Mexicana cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:46,
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Mexicana cheese is the bombThere's a Dutch one that's hotter though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:54,
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I shall seek some outBut not using Google search at work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56,
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Just right for a lunchtime though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:55,
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Cheese and quorn ham on rye.And probably some Haribos.
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:54,
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BGB!Other than a Badger and a Wookie, is there anything I can bring to your OMGBASH! I feel I should bring something other than some gin and some tonic.
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Blousie, Blousie, Blousie...The words 'quorn' and 'ham' do not go together. In fact, the only words that should go with 'quorn' are the words 'is shit and tasteless, and why don't go and have some real meat, you tree-hugging poof'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:55,
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Not until all the beasts of the land are treated with care and consideration until such time as they are gently put to sleep.(
girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:57,
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My thoughts exactlyI might being a live pig and slaughter it in her living room.
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I will trust you to gently put Al to sleep(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:04,
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Roberta Flack's X-Rated followup single.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:06,
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then the rubber sheets can prevent staining(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:10,
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ham on ryeSounds like a idyllic market town.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56,
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...BUT CAN'T QUITE REACH HIGH ENOUGH DUE TO WEAKNESS CAUSED BY FAKE MEAT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:24,
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So am I,these cunts don't understand the pain, with there constant food threads.
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Actually, this Quorn chilli is fucking boss, I made it myself.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:27,
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I got a recipe for turkey mince chilli I might have to try this weekend.(, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Dessert spoonful of black treacle prior to serving.Said it before, will say it again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:30,
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One spoonful will be fine surely?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:32,
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A diet that is too rigid cannot be stuck to for any length of time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41,
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Of course it can, will power man(and the restrictive part only lasts two weeks)
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Denying yourself everything nice is not good though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:43,
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If it's only for 2 weeksthen there is no point in doing it at all.
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I had last weekend off, but it does mean I've only lost 1lb so far this week(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:45,
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I haven't actually weighed myself.before or during. I probably should have done that.
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Use Marmite instead.Totally not fattening at all. Neither's soy sauce.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:33,
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I'm made a perfectly serviceable Quorn chilli a few times.I don't mind it at all - but it's more expensive than meat...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29,
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Yeah, you have to wait for the offers and buy loads.Nana often buys me some, btu she fucked up royally and bought me 'Asda Meat-Free' this week. I tasted a bit.
a) it's CACK and b)it's not a speedy metabolism food like actual Quorn so it can fuck off.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:32,
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Oh Blousie why did she do it?I'd have had two large bags of Quorn if she hadn't bought me that.
I sound ungrateful but WHY????
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:35,
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They just assume it's all the same stuff.Her heart was in the right place. Bless!
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:37,
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it's ok though, because she's on about me losing weightso when I said "Ooh it's not speed food on Slimming World, but is is a 'free' food..." she said "Oh no way, you need weight loss, not staying the same. I'll never get it again!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:39,
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Chicken laksa.It's fucking tiny, so it's just as well I've already had two onion beigels with salami, mature Leerdammer, French moutarde, tomato and rocket)...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:01,
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For those that voted origionally, 30 minutes is up ! OH MAN !www.b3ta.com/board/10433109
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:01,
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Cheese ploughmans from the sandwich ladyserved with pickled onion monster munch and a mug of green tea.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:02,
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coffee is for loserstea is what all the cool kids drink.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:16,
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Just finished lunchLeftover seafood pie from last night. Lovely. Accompanied by text chats with my favourite B3tan and favourite ex-B3tan. Swipey sends her love.
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Has she really flounced from here?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:17,
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Looks like itTaking bets on how long it lasts. Do you really think Swipe is my favourite ex-B3tan? Or that she'd give a sex pest like me her number?!
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He's in fine fettle, thank you for askingAsks after you, in fact; he's looking for some rohypnol, apparently his sister's been taking self-defence classes
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Is she really going out with him? Well, there she is. Let's ask her.MARTIN, 13, HELMCHEESE TESTER FROM WYRE PIDDLE, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:21,
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And will she come back if we promise to put Al in a wicker man on Saturday?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29,
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I'm thinking more scaffolding would be needed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:31,
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I think my phone must be broken - I can't see your messages. Soz!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:19,
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I have to say I'm impressed by your ability to replyand to address the text sent, which you couldn't see, in said replies
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Quorn chilliJust shut up about Quorn, right. It makes me lose weight.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:24,
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Ging gang gooly gooly gooly gooly wotcha, ging gang goo ging gang goo!Sorry! that popped in my head.
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:33,
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What did? An aneurism? You wanna watch those...(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:34,
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I'd quite like to go with an aneurism!Something in the brain anyhoo!
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:35,
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On the plus side I've had a sausage sandwich.So all isn't lost.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:40,
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I had to fetch Biscuit from the vets at lunchtime.Slight fracture of small bones in the leg due to her being a menkle and leaping around like a demented ballerina.
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:40,
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Oww. Poor Biscuit.What treatment has she been given, and does she have one of those comedy lightshade hats on?
At least the squirrels will be able to sleep a little easier this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41,
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Not if biscuit leaves his light on(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:42,
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Just painkillers and a couple of weeks of light exercise.Trying to keep her from leaping about is impossible unless you stick her in a cage but all walks will be on a lead now. Poor Biscuit will think she's been naughty.
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:43,
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Well give her the metacam after a walk, not before it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:44,
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You get a click for thatwhen really you should get an LTI
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:46,
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Ham and chicken salad sandwich with BBQ sauceGym involved oblique work out, it hurts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:39,
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I'm reasonably builtas long as you ignore everything from the chest area downwards
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Ha ha haI'm imagining it carrying one of those stripy corner job bags full of cat food
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:55,
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Leftover pizza from last nightand a half-arsed portion of salad. I had no idea that homemade pizza would be so much nicer than shop-bought.
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Homemade pizza is excellent!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:48,
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My best pal Mat has worked out how to make proper, proper ones like wot you get in Italy.He makes large batches of dough and base sauce and freezes them in portions. They cost fuck all and taste wick-ed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:49,
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You should make some with LenIt is great fun and she will love decorating the pizzas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:50,
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She should go out with Kroney. They could swap recipes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:58,
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Excellent work thereany chance of stealing his recipe for me, please?
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With pleasure, young Berkles.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:57,
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I expect he disposed of the evidence down a nearby garbage chute tooand the local police just turned a blind eye. Ey? Ey!? EY!?
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His pepperoni does taste a bit pimpish, come to mention it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:57,
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Normal bread recipe with lots of olive oil inLeave it to prove,then roll out again. Always works fine for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:53,
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I'm eating lunch on a trainMexican 3-bean wrap from M&S. Nomalicious.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:55,
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Ugh, I'd rather eat deep-fried baboon anuses.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:56,
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I am going to insist on travelling first class whenever I am forced to use an inter-city train in future.(, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I have a small child kicking my seat and wailingBut only from time to time. Hence EVEN MORE ANNOYING
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:58,
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Turn around and threaten to rip his shitty little head off(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:00,
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Turn around, imagine you have just had an alcoholic drinkand then punch them really hard in the face.
You know, if you were in first class, they actually have someone that comes round and does that for you.
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I've not got drunk or punched anyone in ages.Last act of violence was slapping Crow with a piece of bread, I think.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:03,
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You MONSTERhe'll be in traction for months
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:04,
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My favourite.I'm still a bit funny about meat sandwiches.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:01,
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Salt beef on rye from Ye Bricke Layne. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:06,
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You'll toot all the way theretry not to fall asleep and miss your stop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:59,
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Not with this child I won't -fumes-(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:02,
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I will: fuck off Nakers you dribbling halfwit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09,
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