oh, it's memorial day weekend!!!!!!!
fun in the sun!
or something equally gay.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Doesn't that mean it's the official start of the summer for the USA?
And you can officially begin to wear white and beige but you must stop once Labor day has arrived as it's a fashion faux pas then.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Yeah! Pools open and everything.
Oh em GEE, I'm wearing beige capris RIGHT NOW.
I must go cut myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)

You're just WILD!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)

you can't go swimming the rest of the year?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:12, Reply)

not at the public pools, only from memorial day to labor day
otherwise you need your own pool or a gym membership
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I think your country is wrong

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I don't see how! It's so cold where you are, why would anyone want to go swimming there unless in the dead of summer?
it's 33c here right now
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

do you not have indoor pools?
I went in our outdoor one a week or two ago. I only went in doors because I was likely to burn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

yeah, at the gym

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

you guys are seriously short
on swimming opportunities
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

for reals
but outdoors swimming is the best
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Our pools are indoors.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

ours aren't
you'll never get a tan at an indoor pool!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

tan?! hahahahhaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

It is unlikely you'll get a tan in an outdoor pool here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

i burn
but that doesn't count. I burn under strong light bulbs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

that is, like, so sad

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Maybe.
But then the home counties haven't been flattened by tornadoes and the south coast of England isn't shitting itself, worrying about a bit of rain, unlike the people who live in Kentucky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I'm not sure if you're referencing something that has absolutly nothing to do with me to make me feel bad.
But if you are, it's not working.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)

You were complaining about the British weather.
And I was pointing out that it isn't just us who have weather that's a bit bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:40, Reply)

How can I complain about your weather?
If anything I should complain about our lack of public indoor pools to swim at during winter.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Take it to your congressman K! Take it all the way to town hall.
And DEMAND action.

It'll be just like that film Footloose, only for swimmers not dancing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)

everybody cut, everybody cut
everybody cut, everybody cut

I fucking LOVE Kenny Loggins!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I'll bet you fucking LOVE Willard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

if you're lucky you might get a verruca
like a teeny tiny tan on your foot.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:32, Reply)