Perhaps he is ill.
Play it cool, and not too needy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

berk was playing it cool in the last thread,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I suspect this may be the case
I'm not panicking yet, and I will wait until tomorrow to text him again. Still, sad times though, I want to know what's going on.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Man that nigga should be round with flowers and a tasty munchy box for two every evening!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Word.

(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Oh FFS berk.
Stop doing this to yourself, you're too damn foxy to be getting messed around by this prick.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Maybe he's died.
Cancer of the tennis balls or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

New balls please.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

He'd be better off getting a new cock.
One that's the right size.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

What, take up badminton instead?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Shuttlelolz

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

*Explodes, killing seven astronauts*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

No, I suspect he may be genuinely ill
I saw him last night and everything was fine. Nor would he skive off work just to avoid me. It's just weird, is all.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Hmmmm, oh well, I hope he is better soon.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Well I hope he says 'hello' to you soon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

So do I, Jeff
so do I.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

He might just have run out of credit.
Or lost his phone or anything.

I'm sure if he was going to have one of his little 'episodes' he'd let you know, it sounds like he hasn't been shy in that respect before. He is probably on the Beechams and asleep.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

He's probably looking at that lastest facebook photo of her
in her saucy red lipstick and the come to bed eyes. And he's lost track of time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I feel like I've got 'go to bed legs' at the minute.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I showed my mum some of the photos from that night out
she was like 'who's that?'. Err. Me, mum.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:37, Reply)

this sounds too genuine Al

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)

what, you think I don't look through your photos
And think about what it must have been like to be an empty lager can at sonisphere?

Besides, Berk really did look foxy in that photo.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Just how foxy.
Exactly.

*Considers using Facebook*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43, Reply)

More or less about as foxy as it's possible for me to look.
not excessively, in the grand scheme of things, but by my standards...
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Now I'm confused.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)

The difference is
I look fucking ugly in my photos. And that's just the ones I remain tagged in, the rest are worse.

And berk did look foxy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I suspect there are a good 50 photos which I have untagged
due to me being an irredemable munter in them.

And no you don't look fucking ugly.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)

you look smoking in the one in your ball dress
And the ones of you before a bash a while ago.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:53, Reply)