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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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An evening with Lighty
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23569

Get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:57, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm pretty sure I'm booked that weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I would love to.
But I'm not going to.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I prefer to think of it as "an afternoon at the footy"
followed by "an evening with booze (and me)" in Bristol. There's a few Bristolians about, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I really don't see the football as being a reason to head West.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I'd head West to see you Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Bless ya Blousie
*Blushes*

This is a good reason to head West however.

www.bristolharbourfestival.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Which finishes on the Friday
I'm not really selling this, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)
29th - 31st of July
I thought the match was on the 30th?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)
That link says 23rd -30th
"2011 is the 40th anniversary of the festival. To mark this momentous occasion, the festival will include an additional week from Saturday 23 - Friday 29 July, during which, the harbour will be animated with dragon boat races, strolling entertainment, music on boats - and more."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:45, Reply)
OH NO WAIT I SEE NOW
the additional week is BEFORE the festival. *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)

To quote the article

'The main festival weekend will be from Friday 29 July - Sunday 31 July.'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I'm so bereft of reading comprehension
I'm practically NakedApe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
*ponders*
We'll see how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)
This has just come up:
www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/ZB9Ophv18jU/

I think I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:48, Reply)
This isn't the sort of music I'd usually listen to.
But I am fair enjoying that tune.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:51, Reply)
That background buzzing just makes my head hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Also there is very crap hardcore dance music playing in the park opposite my house where the fair is.
I've got two more days of this.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Phone the council and complain Blousie.
It is your DUTY to ruin the fun of the kids in your neighbourhood.

Bloody kids, with their love of fairground rides, flashing lights and loud music.

What are you doing to take your mind off this distraction?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)
It's ok it's stopped now.
Finishes at 9pm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Thank god for that.
Will you be taking your guests to the fair on Saturday? You could win Gilbert a goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I doubt it.
I'll be too busy being awesome around the home.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Is the village fair a celebration of 'Blousie the awesome'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)
No, the tenth anniversary of being hooked up to the national grid.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
sae here
must be getting old
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vORYIaKiD_4
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Sorry Jeff and Lighty
can't attend. On the plus side I have some very fetching new trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:02, Reply)
fetching eh?
*Puts money on them being cargo pants*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:04, Reply)
LTI Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)
well at least he didn't suggest
ass-less chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)
He could also have read it as felching new trousers
which would have been WRONG.

Coming to my bash Crunchy? It's for grown-ups!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I am no grown up!
wait, I will be 35 by then. Um, perhaps, it's not far, but it all depends, I may be off to Edinburgh around then to see my friend, I've been promising to do so for ages.

although NO FOOTBALL. I'll come for the bit that isn't football if I am around, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I'm not *forcing* anyone to go to the football

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Why not go as level 8 dan Wizard Goblin Kings, Crunchies up for a bit of that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)
pff! Like goblins would ever be that hard
you're crazy, rory
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Fo sho

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Woo Rory!
How's my favourite homeboy?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)
At work :'(
Another couple of hours and then back for 6
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)
That's 6 in the morning folks
I know large numbers of you are still stuck to your beds via the medium of human waste until well into the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)
It sucks to be you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I know, no b4sh and now this, I'm reeling

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I feel for you Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

for you

Is what you really mean.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Tennis boy was not at tennis
and is not answering his phone. Most distressing. I suspect I'm at a hen do that weekend; even a few hours of wearing a pink feather boa and an L plate would be preferable to going to see the football, I'm afraid.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Perhaps he is ill.
Play it cool, and not too needy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)
berk was playing it cool in the last thread,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I suspect this may be the case
I'm not panicking yet, and I will wait until tomorrow to text him again. Still, sad times though, I want to know what's going on.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Man that nigga should be round with flowers and a tasty munchy box for two every evening!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Word.

(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Oh FFS berk.
Stop doing this to yourself, you're too damn foxy to be getting messed around by this prick.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Maybe he's died.
Cancer of the tennis balls or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
New balls please.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
He'd be better off getting a new cock.
One that's the right size.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)
What, take up badminton instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Shuttlelolz

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
*Explodes, killing seven astronauts*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
No, I suspect he may be genuinely ill
I saw him last night and everything was fine. Nor would he skive off work just to avoid me. It's just weird, is all.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Hmmmm, oh well, I hope he is better soon.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Well I hope he says 'hello' to you soon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)
So do I, Jeff
so do I.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)
He might just have run out of credit.
Or lost his phone or anything.

I'm sure if he was going to have one of his little 'episodes' he'd let you know, it sounds like he hasn't been shy in that respect before. He is probably on the Beechams and asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)
He's probably looking at that lastest facebook photo of her
in her saucy red lipstick and the come to bed eyes. And he's lost track of time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I feel like I've got 'go to bed legs' at the minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I showed my mum some of the photos from that night out
she was like 'who's that?'. Err. Me, mum.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:37, Reply)
this sounds too genuine Al

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)
what, you think I don't look through your photos
And think about what it must have been like to be an empty lager can at sonisphere?

Besides, Berk really did look foxy in that photo.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Just how foxy.
Exactly.

*Considers using Facebook*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43, Reply)
More or less about as foxy as it's possible for me to look.
not excessively, in the grand scheme of things, but by my standards...
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Now I'm confused.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)
The difference is
I look fucking ugly in my photos. And that's just the ones I remain tagged in, the rest are worse.

And berk did look foxy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I suspect there are a good 50 photos which I have untagged
due to me being an irredemable munter in them.

And no you don't look fucking ugly.
(berk, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)
you look smoking in the one in your ball dress
And the ones of you before a bash a while ago.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I now have a MASSIVE BOX on the roof of my car
I also have a smaller box sitting in my house waiting to go back to Tesco.

I even fitted the MASSIVE BOX myself, outside Halfords.

Rrrraaawwwwwrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)
massiveboxlols

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Why is bella's vagina on top of your car?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)
*fist bumps*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Alright al?
Have you packed yet even though it's only Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I wasn't even going to bother packing on Saturday
It's only one night, I can sleep in my pants and smell on the way home.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I need to pack on account of going down tomorrow.
However I'm utterly fucked so it can wait until tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Yeah, never bother doing anything right now
if there is any chance you can put it off until later, and ultimately avoid doing it entirely. It's a good philosophy to live by.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I've been on two nights out in a row
and have barely slept for four nights. I'm getting old, al.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I can't really do two nights in a row any more
Unless I can spend pretty much the whole of the following day either in bed, or in the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)
They weren't long nights, though.
Last night was a leaving do and I had food, 3 pints and 3 glasses of wine, and got the ten o'clock train home from Newcastle. Tonight was a get together with people from uni, and I was driving and home by 9.

I hope to make up for this at the weekend, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Oh man, I thought you meant like proper nights out
with actual drinking.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
God, no.
Pleasant enough evenings, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I am going to leave my potent man scent all over your house
so in a few weeks time, you'll move something, get a whiff of me, and just leak all over the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
hahahaha
POTD
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)
You do realise that it's going to have to compete with the missus' gastric emissions?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)
You have no idea how arousing I can be when I put my mind to it Davvers, no idea at all.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Will you rub some of my shirts around your nether regions so I can get the full blast of your man scent at work?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Scat turns you on?
Er cool
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Talking about the front nether regions Rory as you well know you little scamp.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Dunno, most men are messy wipers, if you get my drift

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Everyone downwind gets your drift.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Don't project your own inability
to defecate in a largely clean fashion Rory.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Depends on your choice of bog roll though.
I bought some Kleenex triple velvet a couple of years ago because it was on special offer. I honestly thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my own arse after using it. Appalling stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)
it works for this lady too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnYN-ULkQg
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Genuine lols

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)
she's a keeper

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
me too :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)
That is fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)
That is brilliant.
I'd forgotten about the word 'gowl'.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)
What will you be putting in your MASSIVE BOX?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
AA's cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Does AA have such a sizeable member a box from Tesco's isn't sufficient?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I don't know.
If only bella were here to verify.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Has she flounced or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)
She lives on through her blog though
She was smashing up the world of super injunctions at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
The written word is so powerful.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
what is her blog?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I suspect it's on her profile.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Strangely enough, it's not
and she hasn't posted for six weeks
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
AA blabbed when he was a committed communist for a week
thereby leading to the promised land of the munchy box
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Got a link?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Careful now, it's powerful stuff
fortyshadesofgrey.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I shall investigate.
Thanks for the link.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Too many uses of the word 'cuntery'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I'd like to say it's a fad, but really she's destined to be a dick her entire life

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Unlike you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
It's a bit late Al to be knighting Bella, she's already exited the building
Post something nice on her blog, that should cheer her up
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)
She's 21, there's time.
All may not be lost yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I was a very different person at the age of 21 that I am now.
Truefact.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Poor Bella will forever be associated with the guff that she's leaving smeared on the internet, that's the difference

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)
As will we all, Rory.
As will we all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:33, Reply)
If she ever bothers pursuing her law career that stuff would go down like lead balloon at 99% of law firms
Most places will do a google search for applicants, especially those giving 'political blogging' as their hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:36, Reply)
I don't understand why someone would bother studying a subject
that they don't seem to intend to put to any use.

That said, I 'studied' graphic design for three years and made the error of taking the first job that came along rather than be on the dole and ended up having the life sucked out of me for the next 11 years before accidentally falling into something I like doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)
She posted some crap that she was going to pursue it, but really apart from beaking on the internet she has zero motivation

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43, Reply)
It's going to look good on her CV.
Education: Law and shit.

Work history: telling drunk perverts to stop staring at my tits.

Hobbies: political blogging and shagging people from Macclesfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Expectations: Low

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)
specialities; Munchy Box

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Where do you see yourself in five years time?
"The Dog and Parrot".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)
As far as I can see, the problem at the moment is that she's trying to be a high-flying law graduate and a brassy "alternative" barmaid at the same time.
Once she sorts herself out, she should hopefully become more tolerable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)
You've met her haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Twice.
In my defence, they were local b4shes where I could easily bugger off if things went to pot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:37, Reply)
I have to say
that the only b3ta person I've ever met that I couldn't be arsed with was Piston.

And I've met al. Several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I love you sweety

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Mwah!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Well, she's like a female version of Piston - but arrogant and pretentious as well.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I see.
Young 'uns these days, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Nothing wrong with either of those
she wasn't bad, we had a couple of good chats. It's trying to combine them that failed.

Edit: though her views on politics were messed up, and not because of her left wing tendencies either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Very big on flag-waving, not so hot on common sense.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:54, Reply)
By talking at them in a loud and slightly plummy fashion till they ran away?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
She's demanding that she be sued or something, it's all bloody crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)
These intellectual types get up to all sorts.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Bollocks. I can't post a comment on her blog.
I was going to ask her about the off-side rule.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)
SHE DOES NOT FEED TROLLS AND SUCH COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Free speech for all (except people who disagree with me and/or can use irony and sarcasm)!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Long and the short of the issue is.
She doesn't know the offside rule.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Careful Jeff.
That kind of talk will get you sacked from the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)
If I have to spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder. So be it.
I operate above the rules.

*refuses to turn in my badge and gun*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I'm guessing he probably doesn't
or he wouldn't wear a lot of womens clothing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)
But she is strapped to the roof of a car.
This is so unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)
have you seen W******* R*** yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I have Amberl. I have.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)
It's alright to call Bobby a prick on the board you know, it's what most people think

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Why does W******* R*** equate to Bobby being a prick?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)
They're bein all clever using Esperanto

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I don't even drink strong coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I really didn't like it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)
What is it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)
It's a big secret.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Oh man, I hate secrets
Tell me Jeff, don't be such a bumder.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I'm in.
I love this game.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)
FAT BOBBYS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I heard he once ate his own bodyweight in spare ribs

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I wonder how Hooters went yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:47, Reply)
A bit rubbish, I gather.
Or, if not rubbish, then uninspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Darth and I have both been to the same Hooters
I feel all dirty and used now
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:52, Reply)

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