Usual Ballroom-related injuries;
gammy knee, ball of right foot playing up, ruined anus, shattered pride.

Alt: Hold court by telling a disgusting-yet-fascinating story that people are appalled by but loath to walk away from as it gets ever more inventive. Ideally involving the bride and an inter-species gang-bang. Be sure to look very awkward when she comes over to investigate.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or make a joke about their dead relatives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Sporters wouldn't sink that low
*poker face*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)